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Bill Standard Time

Bill standard time also known as bst is any time zone that has billworthy individuals residing within it. Anyone who is named bill automatically makes the time zone they live in bill standard time.
John: where exactly is bill standard time?
Bill: anywhere I set my graces
by readyplayerone1 January 9, 2022
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Standard White Boy Edition

Standard White Boy Edition (adj.) is a term used to describe a very average sized penis on a white man.

Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.

A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.
Example 1 :

Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..

Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..

Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..

Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..

Example 2 :

Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!

Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..
by _BigClock March 4, 2024
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The Kavanaugh Standard

This refers to the fact that most U.S. citizens who vote for judges do not do research the candidates and instead choose based on superficial criteria. E.g. can they boof?
How did you pick judges when you voted yesterday?
I kinda just picked names that didnt sound like a lady or a foreigner.
Ahh...the Kavanaugh standard
by Urban cowboy 6969 July 27, 2023
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Standard International

Something that is painfully obvious and/or clearly true.
That is a standard international door, dumbass.
by Lemster1 December 16, 2024
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Standard Sister-in-Law Unit
noun
*| \ ˈsta-ndərd ˈsi-stər-in-ˌlȯ yü-nət *
Abbreviation: SSILU
Symbol: 𝓢 or SIL

Definition:
An unofficial unit of mass equal to 300 pounds (136.08 kilograms), used to simulate high-risk, real-world human load scenarios in mechanical, structural, and transportation systems. The SSILU is commonly applied to test the failure thresholds of furniture, vehicle seats, elevators, bicycles, airline cabins, and public patience.

Etymology:
Originated in post-war American slang, the term is derived from the stereotype of a loud, heavyset female relative—often portrayed as emotionally volatile and structurally compromising—whose presence tests both family dynamics and infrastructure load-bearing capacity. While non-literal, the “sister-in-law” archetype evokes maximum physical and psychological mass concentration in civilian environments.

Technical Classification:
Measurement Type: Anthropomorphic Load Unit

Mass: 300 lbs (≈ 136.08 kg)

Field Use: Structural stress testing, emergency engineering simulation

Design Benchmark: Most consumer goods are not rated past 0.8 SSILU
“She hit the fitting room like a breaching whale—1 Standard Sister-in-Law Unit (SSILU) 300lbs in full stride, swatting children aside and hollering ‘THESE SIZES RUN SMALL!!! while nearby store associates quietly begged for a swift death
by Ludwig Von Snooterman June 7, 2025
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Double standard

A standard that works one way for one person or group, and another for a different person or group.
The reckless and careless girl that got in several severe accidents while driving intoxicated on ambien and alchohol or just drunk (and also got her dog hospitalized due to negligence) was the one posting public service announcements on all the electronic signs on a roadway about how people should drive safely or go to jail, drive drunk and lose their license, or to stay hydrated and not drive drowsy or sleepy, or preaching against cruelty to animals while asking for donations on TV ads. That's a lot like a mayor being on crack and having people arrested for smoking weed or any other drugs for that matter. Some people can poke fun at the double standard of another human and judge them, but don't want to get judged in return, they tell you don't judge me when they judge as much as everybody else.
by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021
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Marroni Standard Time

Also know as MST, is the mean solar time at which a person arrives. Adopted as the standard time in a zone that usually borders on the cap of being fashionable late. MST delays typically run from 15-45 minutes.
Ki Ki: "I'll be there at 6pm."

*Ki Ki & party arrive to the event at 6:52pm*
RC: “ Sorry guys, we were operating on Marroni Standard Time
by 2legit pineapple December 20, 2021
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