When someone lives to excess and has nothing but expanding dollar signs/becoming powerful (in real estate or new development, for example) on their mind, but also wants to wrap their tentacles around conservation efforts and humanitarian causes (such as social justice, income equality, sustainable energy, and a bunch of other issues they don't even hold sacred) to cover their tracks (and get credited for positive things) in case anybody questions (or stands up to) them.
The dorky bubbly girl claming to be a humanitarian and conservationist was one of the main reasons a lot of trees were missing, but she was too busy poking fun at other people's double standards to notice her own. She thought that humans were too responsible for global warming because she thought everyone else was trying to dominate or control the world's resources to the extent (excesses) that she was. She was arrogant enough to believe humans caused the last ice age, and that they were the sole reason for global warming, and the worst thing about somebody like her was that she didn't know it, she only saw arrogance in other people, which is the worst kind of arrogance, complete and total narcissism (the kind of narcissism that also only sees narcissism in others). The planet wasn't going to miss her when she was no longer a part of it and it's problems, but she would never see that either, because she had convinced the planet and the people living on it that they somehow needed her.
by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021
Get the Double standardmug. a common phrase often used by the ultimate form of life known as goatward, kingward, handsomeward, funniestpersonintheworldward
used to teach his lucky students the way of a god and how to be even a little bit like the king goatward
used to teach his lucky students the way of a god and how to be even a little bit like the king goatward
by kinghaywardlover October 2, 2023
Get the standards boys standardsmug. by Sjfjowehoicjiewfjoiwejfoiewpj November 11, 2018
Get the Standardsmug. * They want respect yet drag down & change the good in society.
* They want handouts & reparations yet overpopulate.
* They spread their lower standards wherever they go.
* They want handouts & reparations yet overpopulate.
* They spread their lower standards wherever they go.
I wuz tryin' to figger this nog double standard but all I could comes up wit wuz a mixed bag of facts.
by Swisher rolled tight December 30, 2020
Get the Nog Double Standardmug. The time zone everyone on Earth is on due to the pandemic. All of time seems to be mushed and nobody can remember the day.
Two friends texting in late 2020:
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"
Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"
Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"
by Licensed_Nerd November 2, 2020
Get the Pandemic Standard Timemug. n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items
I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.
by jblax March 20, 2017
Get the Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)mug. A female that thinks she can handle you, but that you can't handle her. Feminists like to go by double standards all the time, feminism is based on its own double standards, and never seeing it.
The girl was a walking double standard who wouldn't know what to call people if they didn't let her know who and what she was. Like a parrot, she just repeated their words, since she thought everyone else was just teasing other people, like her.
by Solid Mantis January 4, 2020
Get the Double standardmug.