She awoke on November 1, 2020, eight months into Covid world, four years in the Trumpian alternative universe, and found herself trying to name the daze of the week, wondering how many of them until November 3, 2020, when something or nothing might change, maybe a few months or hours, who could say, and was reminded that she was back on Standard Time. It sounded so nice. She was sure it used to mean something...
by Monkey's Dad November 1, 2020
Get the Standard Timemug. "Did Jonny break up with his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he said she wasn't pretty enough for him."
" Are you kidding me? She's gorgeous, he's just standard."
"Yeah, he said she wasn't pretty enough for him."
" Are you kidding me? She's gorgeous, he's just standard."
by FACE0217 October 6, 2016
Get the Standardmug. The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for after an email is sent to accounting office staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donut standard is 1 hour per dozen.
by Athos2 November 10, 2021
Get the The Chair Standardmug. Hym "So, I took a peak at this article by 'my modern met' and it's called 'A.I. generates the perfect people and something something unrealistic beauty standards,' right? And the pictures they show is 1. A regular looking attractive Hispanic woman (Who is as a matter of fact NOT more attractive than Salma Hayek) and 2. The most shredded guy that could ever possibly exist. 0% body fat. So much muscle that you couldn't actually fit thay much muscle on a man with out him being larger. Obviously had a 12 pack. More shredded than a comic book character. Even the male fantasy of fitness pales in comparison to the A.I. generated man. I mean, you can't see the fat bulge in his artificially generated trousers but you know it's there. So, according to A.I. Salma Hayek is beyond perfect and the perfect man is a 9 foot tall Arnold Schwarzenegger who got hit with a shrink ray. You can't have that much muscle and be that small but BOTH of those are somehow unrealistic. It's unrealistic for a woman to be less attractive than Salma Hayek. It's wild. Look it up."
by Hym Iam May 28, 2023
Get the Unrealistic beauty standardsmug. What posh, self proclaimed 'intelligent', people speak and try to force upon normal people. They think this is the only way that you are allowed to speak and all other forms of language are dumb, stupid, and for total losers.
hey, 'tsup? U still with them boyz?
Speak standard language young man, or you'll burn!!! I will inform your mother immediately.
Speak standard language young man, or you'll burn!!! I will inform your mother immediately.
by Doutzesse September 16, 2025
Get the Standard Languagemug. A ranking set list, in which guys only date 7+ rated 1-10 girls. This refers to the soda brand 7 UP.
by BlainerJ April 28, 2011
Get the Soda Standardsmug. An internet meme in which any words containing a “k”, a hard ‘c’ sound, or an “s” are modified so that they now read as ‘KKK’ or as ‘SS’. KKK and SS, of course, obviously referencing the respective hate groups. Originating as a form of coded language often used by online maoists, it is now used by much of the broader population, especially on Twitter, to describe racism and far right associations within the thing that they are mentioning. Some also throw it into random sentences as a form of satire.
Maoist Standard English is often used like this:
“Amerikkka is on the decline.”
“KKKapitalism is evil.”
“RepubliKKKans want to make the handmaid’s tale real!!!”
“Fuck BoSSton KKKops!”
“The BoSSton CeltiKKKs”
“Amerikkka is on the decline.”
“KKKapitalism is evil.”
“RepubliKKKans want to make the handmaid’s tale real!!!”
“Fuck BoSSton KKKops!”
“The BoSSton CeltiKKKs”
by EvysTruth December 12, 2023
Get the Maoist Standard Englishmug.