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kennett square

A historic square mile small town in Pennsylvania mainly governed/financed by wealthy business merchants, which lies directly in the center of the impoverished hispanic migrant labor area Kennett Township. It's the official mushroom capitol of the world, yet ironically there is no longer a mushroom farm left in town. (Kennett) High school is comprised of half hispanics who work eight hours after school and half emo kids who hate everything, especially (unionville high school). The town is self governed by an idiotic borough council, and an overly friendly mayor. While a typical building in Kennett Square sells for 1.5mil, a typical building in Kennett Township is burned down for insurance money. There is nothing to do after 10pm except get pulled over and harassed by police.

Things to do: The parties are alright, but be ready to run. The only cool places are Chansonette, Half Moon bar, and Tera the recording studio. You can buy a book at one of six book stores, drink coffee at one of four coffee shops, or eat at one of fifty half ass restaurants. You will end up spending your time getting arrested, telling tourists where longwood gardens is, or staring at the Currie's girls. There is a good chance you will get side swiped by an illegal immigrant with no insurance on your way out.

Things not to do: Ever come here.
"I got off on the wrong exit, how do I get out of here"
by J27 January 20, 2005
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SpongeBob SquarePants

A Nickelodeon cartoon watched 9-year-olds who think they're better than everyone. The animation is horrible, the writing is shit, SpongeBob's voice is annoying, and it comes on Nickelodeon all the fucking time, despite the fact that it should be canceled. This show is also the biggest contributor to the downfall of Nickelodeon and another example of corporate greed.
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Square

1. A cigarette

2. A term used to define someone who is not cool

3. A way of settling the score between two opposing factions or parties
"Hey man, can I bum square?"
"That would make us about square." - Uma Thurman - Kill Bill Vol. 1
by Mary L August 29, 2005
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lemon square

A nicer, classier code word for a vagina. It's as simple as that.
Yo girl, lemme git at dat lemon square.

Do you like to eat lemon squares?
by Kris XVX June 29, 2011
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And Circle Gets The Square

Acronym for AND CIRCLE GETS THE SQUARE or ACGTS. It was a popular retort for scoring a point on the 1970's (and current incarnations) of the popular, quasi-celebrified game show Hollywood Sqaures. Now, more popularly used among the ironic set. Spoken or in print form. It should be used as an alternative to FTW and EPIC. Especially useful in ironic ejaculations.
Dick: "Wow, I just figured out Paul Lynde was gay. LOL"
Pat: "ACGTS"

or

Micheal: "I guess I can't keep drinking Slim Fast and eating McDonald's as the 'sensible meal' of the day, and expect to lose weight."

Clyde: "And Circle Gets The Square!"
by NixonSinatra June 11, 2010
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sponge bob square pants

by die July 28, 2003
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Square Head

He has a square head
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