sneaky nelson

A sex position where you put her on all fours, tell her you're just gonna fuck her as normal but then you put it in her bum instead.

Boris is such a cunt, he pulled a Sneaky Nelson the other night after dinner.

by goato December 2, 2016

sneaky sneku

used to describe a person who is so sneaky that nobody can see him, a bit like a snake, but not a snake.

Person 1: Hi there!
Person 2: I just stole your pants.
Person 1: (looks down and sees his pants gone)
Person 1: (looks up and sees Person 2 gone)
Person 1: WTF OMG THAT SNEAKY SNEKU

by 3rekt4u January 19, 2017

Sneaky Salmon

The act of putting a live salmon down the back of someone's pants, then yelling "SNEAKY SALMON SNEAKY SALMON" and dancing as they struggle. Yes, you will be held accountable if you are caught sneaky salmonning somebody.

"Wow did you see that guys face when I sneaky salmoned him"
"Yes, what a blast"

by DatAMAZEBALLSHippoYAR! May 13, 2017

sneaky goblin

When man/woman farts and it rolls to the front and, oh so delicately, tickles the balls/clitoris.

Yo bro, you seem a little tense...hemorroids acting up? Nah, just a sneaky goblin.

by Jrmoragf July 18, 2017

sneaky sniff

When you touch ya butt and then sneak a sniff of your hand, usually by pretending to itch your nose.

Chris did a sneaky sniff on his way out of the bathroom and nobody was none the wiser!

by Barnaby J. Buttsnap V November 6, 2017

sneaky dirty

When you're twelve, at a school dance, slow dancin' and you bump yah knee on the whisker biscuit accident like, sneaky dirty.

We was dancin'. I sneaky dirty 'd 'er

by Whitneegibson November 7, 2017

Sneaky Snake

Someone who can get away with anything and it’s very slippery

“damn mark stole my hair elastic what a sneaky snake”

by Sneaky snake101 November 16, 2017