by I’m a fag bag February 03, 2022
by sheepie2005 January 28, 2022
The act of eating your own semen from your woman’s vagina generally 2 -3 days later on a hot summer day.
I can’t go see the movie tonight. It’s spunk funk night. Can’t wait to see how I taste before call of duty.
by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023
When you're plowing someone's ass only to find a bit of shit moving about inside there as well. Not the most romantic feeling in the world.
"I headed to G-A-Y in London because I needed to rump roast Russell who I had met a week before up on the Heath, He was most obliging. I bent him over in the toilets at the club and was giving him a right old walloping when I realised to my horror, that it was going to be a chunk-and-spunk kind of liaison. I was wearing a rubber but it still put me off as the stench hit me full on as I was pumping my load into him."
by LiberaceHudson September 03, 2017
The pile of semen covered rags, socks, underwear and any other bit of cloth one masturbated on and then threw on the floor.
by 0neHugeWang! March 06, 2019
A white coloured lubricant. Used by car mechanics to fit tyres to rims.
Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.
Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.
After collecting my car from the garage . There was monkey spunk on the steering wheel . After touching the wheel . i touched my face . Now I have monkey spunk on my face
by ifuckputinsmom June 10, 2022