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"I headed to G-A-Y in London because I needed to rump roast Russell who I had met a week before up on the Heath, He was most obliging. I bent him over in the toilets at the club and was giving him a right old walloping when I realised to my horror, that it was going to be a chunk-and-spunk kind of liaison. I was wearing a rubber but it still put me off as the stench hit me full on as I was pumping my load into him."
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