matej splatej

Matej splatej is the most perfect trans gender fluid man who is alos bisexual

Girl- damn i like matej splatej he turns me on

by matej splatej November 22, 2021

reid slatter

a man who has a massive peins and gets bare bitches

whow ryan is a mad reid slatter

by hibye hibye April 7, 2022

fart splat

When you think it's a fart, but it splats

Mom: Why is there poop on your pants?!
Me: I though it was a fart, but it was a fart splat.

by ItsBulldog April 17, 2022

Sack Splat

When your woman ass farts on ur balls and a little bit of wet poo comes out. Sometimes also referred to as a ‘Ball Blurter’

The Mrs got me with a Sack Splat last night during sex and thought it was funny, but I wasn’t laughing.

by SuspectZero July 31, 2022

Jack Slattery

The hottest member of your friend group. Gets all the girls and is extremely attractive.

"I want to be just like Jack Slattery, he's so attractive"

by Hot Dudes November 14, 2022

Tramp Splat

While participating in Anal Intercourse, pulling out right before releasing the essence of one's future generations and instead splooging your warm gooey liquid on the place of the typical location of a "Tramp Stamp".

Also See: Cattle Branding

"I gave that 2-bit-hooker a real surprise when I gave her the tramp splat last night!"

by Z3MWT June 3, 2023

click boom splat thump

A longer phrase than fuck my life but means the same thing. Usually used after something very bad happens or someone says something bad. Can be followed by putting your index finger and middle finger in your mouth and moving your thumb..like your shooting yourself.

Girl 1: What would you do if I broke your dick in two pieces.
Guy 1: Click boom splat thump.
Girl 1: Same here!

by domkeboy November 25, 2010