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sphingle

a slang term used to improve swearing
i stubbed my sphingle toe
by dman78 September 26, 2023
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Sphinculum

{N} An anal speculum.
I went to see my proctologist for my annual anal poopsmear, so I got in the stirrups, and the doc used a cold sphinculum. I hate that.
by Nonsensicalmetoo October 20, 2023
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sphincter trunk

Size up your Sphincter trunk cause you ain't got the life of a tree trunk you arsehole, shit just got in your way
by Wibblewobble October 25, 2023
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Shinx

A traitorous scamp deserving of constant bullying.
A wild shinx appeared? Time for insults.
by R0GUEEE February 12, 2024
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Sphincter Hound

A person that cannot let a social media post go without having to comment on the post with their opposing opinion which is almost always incorrect and ignorant. Compounding the douchey vibe of their behavior is that it usually involves hijacking the original post for the sole purpose of harming one's business and/or advancing their own personal interest while freeloading off of the post originator's audience. This type of poaching is almost always performed by someone that would have no qualms about crashing a party, pissing in the host's sink, freeloading the food and alcohol, driving drunk home and complain about the party the next day on social media. Could as easily be called an Asshole, Fucktard or Crap Weasel. Rates a 9/10 on the Douchebag meter.
I ran a great ad on facebook yesterday but had to take it down because some Sphincter Hound put in his 2 cents and doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about.
by goliwag February 23, 2024
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sphincter tickler

A girl with a large (long) nose. A nose large enough that it tickles your asshole while she performing deep oral sex in the 69 position.
Wow look at the sphincter tickler on her!
by The more u know March 5, 2024
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Sphinctersphere

Bro " I wasn't able to rim Melanie into a squirt. The sphinctersphere was prohibitive. "

Other bro " I forgot you're English. " " Us French don't give a fuck what it tastes like, as long as we're sprayed "
by saavy chimp March 11, 2024
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