smurf spank

after someone makes your panties wet you remove them and hit that person in the face with them.

Amber thought she had Jasmine around her finger, until she got smurf spanked.

by BPB562 July 14, 2011

Poop spank

Telling someone that you have to poop, but really you are going to jerk off.

Bill said that he had to go poop right after seeing the celebrity nude leaks. I bet he is really going to poop spank it.

by J-M0NEYS November 24, 2014

Bombay spank

Any variety of spicy foreign foods.(Especialy from India )

Jeff headed to the local Indian restaurant for some Bombay spank.

by bwomchickabowow February 08, 2009

Hawaiian spank

A sexual move in which one partner is severely sunburnt. Both partners get hammered off of piña coladas, then, the less burnt of the two spanks the other’s burn repeatedly.

“Looking pretty red there honey. Maybe I’ll give you a Hawaiian spank later.”

by hot sauce josh June 20, 2020

Spanking The Raymond

The process of vigorously caressing your Romano in order to gerfliggity

My hands are chapped cause i was Spanking The Raymond innummerable times

by Burrito Supreme June 01, 2010

spank bastard

A term created purely in the heat of the moment when trying to ridicule a drummer...unsuccessfully.

John you are a spank bastard.

by isaacapolean May 13, 2007

spanking the princess

Female Masturbation; equilivent to spanking the monkey

I was totally spanking the princess to Gia last night.

by Ginger Fontaine December 19, 2007