spongebob spaceship rodeo

when you are having secret tickle time with someone and you are wearing a penis glove when you have reached the climactic point you will pull your meat candle out of the cave with red walls and you will pee in the penis glove and the but it on the persons head simmilar to how one might wear a astronaut hemet

i was with this underaged girl and i realy felt like giving her a spongebob spaceship rodeo

by cleetus mcfeetus September 11, 2024

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Third Spaces

Refers to places other than home or school/work that can be used for socializing (everything from movie theatres and public parks to libraries and cafes). Coined by Ray Oldenberg in the 1980's to describe how, even by that time, such spaces were disappearing as fixtures of many communities. In the years since the term's coining, the spaces that have survived have also become increasingly expensive, further restricting their use, especially by young people.

Sam: I'm so bored of hanging out at home! Can't we go somewhere else?
David: Sorry pal, but unless we scrape up some more money, Third Spaces are still off limits.

by Collo-qui August 10, 2025

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Murphy's Law of Spares

"If you buy just one of something, you will surely break it almost immediately, but if you buy one or more "spare" items to have "just in case", your "initial" item will miraculously escape damage no matter how many mishaps you endure, and thus those duplicate items will merely gather dust in the garage or at the back of your desk-drawer."

I have always tried to handle objects gently and carefully, but due to extreme forgetfulness and physical/mental/emotional infirmities, I tend to "be rough on my stuff" --- sitting/stepping on unobserved items, blundering into objects as I'm groggily stumbling to the bathroom in the middle of the night, soiling items or spilling/dropping stuff, etc., and so I occasionally attempt to "prepare for the future" by acquiring spares of the types of items which I typically seem to damage or break; only prob is that just as soon as I do "lay in for a rainy day" like that, the "currently-being-used" object that I had been procuring said spares for NEVER SEEMS TO ACTUALLY SUSTAIN SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE, and so all of those extras that I'd carefully tucked away just "sit there for decades"... talk about a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Spares"!

by QuacksO November 23, 2018

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Ace of Spades

The "Ace of Spades" guys are men with abnormally highly dimensioned genital parts, thus being compared to a spade.

It's a common expression between women that have an active sexuality and want to proudly speak about their last lover with other alike women, without the topic being too obvious to lower activists in their own sexual life.

This way, some women share with others the details to make their friends jealous, or recommend a specific guy.

At first, it was used only to describe, usually, black men and their specificity, but nowadays with the world mixing in ethnicities, there are a growing number of white men that are equiped alike.

"Hi, Sara. Sylvia told me about her last BF (boyfriend), she said he's an ace of spades."
"Yo, Babe. Ain't your usual dog, am an ace of spades, so be sure what you do..."

by TheHellovaDan December 5, 2018

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