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C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)

The public flogging that takes place on C-SPAN of government officials, corporate bigshots, et al. Usually manifested in the form of relentless, fact-based interrogation by Members of Congress on unsuspecting (yet arrogant) government officials appearing before Congressional subcommittees when they try to pull a fast one by spouting fuzzy logic to defend/justify their reasoning for inane decisions that would inevitably harm American citizens and their descendants. (e.g., knuckleheaded spending programs, tax increases, etc.)
Search YouTube for "Rep Paul Ryan questions OMB Peter Orszag on President Obama's budget savings" .... Orszag undeniably received a "C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)" from by Rep "Bulldog" Ryan...he was owned!
by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009
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Relentless Soaking

The event of marinating your penis inside multiple vaginas in a short period of time.
There's so much pussy at the dance tonight, there's definately going to be some relentless soaking later.
by Groverjay87 October 26, 2011
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7 mile spanking machine

7 miles of people ready to spank you as you crawl between their legs. See heaven
Daddy see if your friends can give me a 7 mile spanking machine
by RodgerC26 June 11, 2018
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Spiking

A male at the peak of his sexuality, I.E. verility.
Wow, that guy is sure spiking!
by Joe Bellestrari October 20, 2003
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Snaking

To geek out on Adderall or other similar amphetamines.
"Packin' Patty, are you snaking your fucking balls off tonight?"

"Yeah got another one of Hendo's Meterology Tests"
by Jimbo Francois April 21, 2009
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Snaking

The act of a man flexing his PC (pubic) muscle in order to make his meatsword bounce up and down, not unlike a pimpmobile. This can be done anywhere, and can be very rewarding for both parties.
Ahh my bio teacher turns me on so hard, but how can I get away with anythin horny??

Bro just snake your way through that lesson!!

OR

You can strap me down, remove my ability to move, but you'll NEVER take my awesome snaking power from me and my schlong!
by girthyman_69 November 7, 2010
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Spanking

"How is your day going?"
"Spanking Fam!"
by RealMeaningsBroo July 25, 2018
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