snart

opposite of smart, very dumb

anabel: im so dumb in math ):
christna: youre vert snart.

by thisismesnartypants July 8, 2011

Snortuga

A tortoiseshell cat of singular beauty and choleric temperament, known for her spectacular flops, snort-like purrs, and far-carrying yowls.

Snortuga flopped and writhed on the kitchen table so that I could rub her belly, but then she suddenly up and clawed me on the nose.

by El Wumpo August 14, 2011

snorture

to get tortured, in an innocent way (e.g. poke-tickling), causing a person (read: kid) to laugh but be mad at the same time.

poke-tickling your 10 year old nephew, under the arm, tell him you will stop when he stops laughing, which he cannot do. use it as a form of intimidation when multiple nephew's and nieces (cousins) are all together, usually as a threat to make them all scream and run around asking for 'no more snorture'..

by debuke January 22, 2012

SNART

THE UNEXPECTED FART THAT SNEAKS OUT WHEN YOU SNEEZE.

I SNEEZED THIS MORNING AND SNARTED.

by Extremejutsu June 17, 2012

Snorture

To put someone through a great deal of suffering as a result of snoring - i.e. keep them awake.

Every time you go out drinking you come home and snorture me, please stop!

by sammyc August 17, 2012

Snart

When someone unintentionally farts as they sneeze.

He snarted last night in front of his friends.

by Rnr January 7, 2014

Snortmungous

Ridiculous and humorously over-sized.

My spot is so large its snortmungous.

by MAC64 March 23, 2014