Mother Of All Bitch Slaps

With your fingers open as wide as you can and the first knuckle of your fingers and thumb slightly bent so as to expose your fine ass bitch nail did, raise your arm straight up over your head and then dramtically bend your elbow so that your hand drops below your head while simultaneously throwing the opposite hip out as far as you can. When you feel that your waist is about to implode jerk your head forward with a buck toothed spasm in your mouth and allow your elbow to come forward followed by your hand. As the palm of your hand strikes the face in a downward motion, be sure to rake the findernails across the eyes, nose and mouth of the intended target.

Low-Qwee-Shawn-Tay got to steppin' up on that skank ass ho who was ribbin' it out front of Booba Stank's Grill on Fifth and Howard, you know, the one with the plastic weave and the six toes? Well anyways Big Boi's babies momma commenced to hit that rib slurpin' bitch with the mother of all bitch slaps. When she was done it looked like somebody had added ketchup to that bitch's Barbeque Sauce!

by I Seen It Live... February 20, 2007

slappy

pure tobacco hit from a bong.

I got such a bad headbuzz from that slappy

by anom3456 May 13, 2008

Slapped in the Face with a Turd

A facial expression exhibiting shock or surprise mixed with disgust.

When Jim saw his sister getting tag teamed by his roommates, he looked like he'd been slapped in the face with a turd.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

slapping bitches

According to the rules of certain popular video games, a requirement to advance to the next stage of the particular game.

"Dude, if I wanna get to the next level in this video game, I hafta start slapping bitches. I think I need to whack like four more."

by kevintheman1 July 9, 2007

SLAPS ALL AROUND

An expression of extreme anger at something so amazingly fucking stupid that everyone involved in any way with it should be slapped.

Katsudo Ryoku: it's weird how taco bell started making fries
Katsudo Ryoku: stranger still that they rock
NecroVMX: TACO BELL MAKES FRIES? WHAT THE FUCK?
NecroVMX: SLAPS ALL AROUND

by NecroVMX June 28, 2003

sack slapper

Homosexual, usually used as an insult

you fucking sack slapper

by No3ntry March 17, 2005

dildo slapper

One who gets slapped by dildo's or loves to get slaped across the face with a huge dildo

Yes Gay MAY Loves Getting Dildo Slaped.
He is a huge Dildo Slapper

by ATML October 7, 2005