The Two Song Rule

Generally applied at parties to prevent guests from putting on a shit album and everyone having to listen to it in its entirety. Anyone may put songs on and after two songs anyone may change the music. The Credence Clearwater Revival rule is the only exemption to the two song rule. Once a CCR album is started it must be listened to until it is finished or until the person who put it on wants to change it.

Guest 1: "I'm going to put some music on"
Guest 2: "yeah well don't put shit on, and if you do the two song rule applies"

Guest 1: "Hey I'm sick of this CCR I'm putting something else on"
Guest 2: "Like fuck you are, CCR rule applies"

by JackTwo May 31, 2010

sold it for a song

Fig. to sell something for very little money. (As in trading something of value for the singing of a song.)

I had a beautiful apartment on Venice Beach. Selling that place it's one of my biggest regrets in life. Because I sold it for a song and now the real state there is worth so much.

by G. E. CASMAR May 10, 2011

The Shivang Song

A cute song, for our Dad and friend Shivang Dave:

"Shivang Shivang Shivang,

We love you Shivang!"

As well as we have another song,

"Oh shivvy shivvy, do do do do do do,

Oh Shivang Shivang!"

"The Shivang Song is Lit"

by ShivangIsMyDad October 1, 2018

The Noose Song

What's the greatest kind of knot
That you can tie with ease?
It's useful and it's happy
And it suits your every need
Well i'm about to tell you
But first I have to note
That you never should never consider
Putting a rope around your throat

So, let's learn how to tie a noose
It's practical for every use!
All you need is a piece of rope
And to never give up hope

You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes it's mind and turns around
And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins
You take the snake and spiral down
And at the bottom
What has he found?
The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
Then you give the top a pull
Never consider self abuse
This is how you tie a noose

Guy 1: I need to learn how to tie a noose for some halloween decor, but I just can't figure out how!
Guy 2: Just watch The Noose Song on youtube! It's informative, funny, and filled to the brim with satire!

by Alchemist657 July 3, 2020

Song-Blocked

When you're singing a song in chorus and your teacher stops just before the most exciting part of the song.
Or, when your favorite song comes on the radio and the radio either a) cuts out, b) is turned off, or c) it's a song montage.

Mr. A. stopped the chorus to fix the bass note just as were getting to the best part of our song, effectively song-blocking us.
My favorite song was just on, but the radio cut into static and song-blocked me!

by Chariline October 1, 2010

last song syndrome

when you end up singing random songs that you last heard whether you like the song or not. You might have heard this song in a span of 30mins or a max 8hrs.

w1: hit me baby one more time....(sings)
w2: i thought you dont like that song
w1: i know, im just having some last song syndrome and im tryin to get rid of it.

by kd31 June 3, 2010

A Song of Ice and Fire

Masturbating with IcyHot while playing the Game of Thrones soundtrack in the background.

My penis is alternately burning and freezing because I sang A Song of Ice and Fire last night.

by Rhaegar Martell February 1, 2014