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Like shit to an Army blanket

An old expression dating back at least to British National Service (1950's) and probably a lot earlier. Possibly for as long as there have been British Armies that supplied blankets.

Was also commonly used in former British Territories and Dominions (Australia etc.) which now form the Commonwealth.

To attach to something very securely.

Also to hang around something or someone very persistently.
"This glue will stick that on the wall like shit to an Army blanket."

"He's stuck to his boss like shit to an Army blanket."
by OldSchoolUK May 18, 2009
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Classic shit

Information that is outdated or has been replaced by The Shit.

Something you tell someone when they talk about things everyone already knows who they know something that is incorrect and needs to be corrected.
Friend 1-Dude, did u hear about the BP spill?
Friend 2-Oh god, thats classic shit man...
by benthegamerguyxp January 15, 2011
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Rock Shit

When you take a dump and it's very constipated, even a bit painful that it feels like a huge brick coming out of your ass.
Dude my ass is so sore, I was in the bathroom for almost an hour taking a rock shit . It was so bad the toilet plugged up.

Shit
by Wrigleys Gumchewz July 13, 2014
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rainbow shit

When you have been in such a happy mood for longer than three weeks, that it affects your shit - turning it into a wonderful display of happiness as it is pooped out. Can be put on display. The multicoloured shit is often in the order of the rainbow if the happiness is genuine and if the colours are out of order, there is an underlying issue of mania which can be diagnosed by slicing the shit horizontally.
Dudette 1: I love what you have done with your bathroom
Dudette 2: you do? Thanks. I have been on such a high this last month I knew I was due some rainbow shit
Dudette 1: but how did you get that pattern?
Dudette 2: I just ate a fucking hot curry one night and in the morning: tada!.....rainbow walls!
by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016
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anxiety shit

When you are so nervous or anxious about something that you suddenly have explosive diarrhea.
Let me go take my anxiety shit before I have to face work.
by Luna Mystica January 12, 2017
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bottomless shit

Someone who is so entirely full of shit that it’s as though an endless supply is available to them.
Our new supervisor has already clearly demonstrated that he is a bottomless shit.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019
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