yuhua secondary school

Really xiasuey school. School principle spends school money on useless programmes that students never even wanted. Tight budget too and a few PE teachers are fucking biased towards boys then girls and always staring at them. If we get late coming for more than 3 times , detention timing will keep on adding up. And the teachers there will complain to your parents for the littlest things you have done .The school too budget until they had to change school beverages vendor to a cheaper one.

John : Walao eh , Mr Chua being biased to us again leh , look at him , he looking at the girls.
Erik : Ya sia , i should've not come to Yuhua secondary school

by tvhle August 22, 2021

(random number) second rule

When you drop food on the floor and it takes you longer than 5 seconds to pick it up, you shout a random number larger than 5.

*drops food
"(random number) second rule!"
*picks up food

by kj7771 May 19, 2008

North Vista Secondary School

A shit school with shit people

Fuck North Vista Secondary School

by anonymous August 20, 2021

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by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 9, 2020

secondhander

Someone who gets their ideas, opinions and values exclusively form society and from others as opposed to getting: an idea from within oneself; a value from a personal rational process; an opinion from an experience.

Ayn Rand pointed out that Peter Keating was a secondhander because he stole all his ideas.

by wclay1 July 1, 2011

Secondhand Vagina

An extremely stretched out cunt, usually the result of too much fisting or large cocks.

I tried having sex with some slut I met at a bar last night but after sticking my cock in her there was too much space and I couldn't cum because she had a secondhand vagina.

by YourNameIsNotKnown November 23, 2009

second

A length of time that is very-under-exaggerated.

<Killer> Hey there.
<Spiller> Hi, I'll be back in a second.
<Killer> Okay.
*** 20 minutes later ***
<Killer> ...
<Spiller> I'm back.
<Killer> Where were you?
<Spiller> Hang on, back in a second.
*** Killer is offline ***

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 2, 2003