Shelfishness

the greedy act of removing all items from a store shelf

In an act of pure shelfishness, panicked people grabbed every available roll of toilet paper at the store within minutes of its opening.

by my959 March 29, 2020

Selfservation

A conversation one is having with oneself out loud.

I got caught mid selfservation debating if Carol Baskin did or did not kill her husband.

by Joe Deez May 12, 2020

Selfie

In (football sport) game when a player accidently goals to its own team.

Hey jack ,sad?
Oh yeah ,we were just to win but that Selfie just screwed everything.

by TourageKnight December 5, 2020

Selfie

Masturbatory yourself

going to go have a selfie

by That person with a user name December 24, 2020

Selfossingur

A person that lives in the town of Selfoss. this person is someone who always gets a "Pulsa með öllu" and thinks they're cooler than everyone else. Their minds have been polluted by the success around them. They often gloat about their towns accomplishments and are an all round asshole.

"Hey, did you hear? Selfoss won the match yesterday!"
"What are you? A Selfossingur?"

by Moon Man nr.6 February 17, 2022

Selfie Induced Coma

A life-threatening condition where the brain shuts down for approximately 1 week due to the overload of selfies taken. This can result in Tiktokpothermia or even death due to the lack of E-Boys commenting on their post.

S3Xm@ster69: Damn, I saw her last week in a Selfie Induced Coma
OmGBTS49: Yaaaaass that's tha tea sisss heart emoji heart emoji

by idk6000 May 2, 2022

Smelfish

Smelfish: When you've ask someone what perfume/cologne they have on but they wont tell you and or play as if they do not know.

"I asked Chadwick what cologne he was wearing, but he played dumb and said 'I don't know. I just put on whatever.' He knows. He just doesn't want anyone else smell as good as him. He's being SMELFISH!

by Chillimost October 5, 2022