Schämeritis

A made-up illness, that you tell someone has if they constantly do stuff that is embarassing, yet don't seem to notice that they are. A "Schämeritis"- patient can also be simply called "Schämer".

This guy has Schämeritis, he constantly does weird things.

by LEONIDICUZ October 17, 2025

schame

Government initiated program ostensibly designed to produce an outcome for end users but actually designed to put very large sums of money in the pockets of the private owners.

The defence procurement system is really a schame. Australia's Workforce program is really a schame.

by melmoth December 16, 2025

Seam surfing

The act of ejaculating on someone’s back during intercourse and using it as a ad a slip N slide

Hey bitch, I pulled a jay swiz nasty on her tits and then started seam surfing for the next hour.

by Tedwin69420 January 16, 2026

Mad Seamie

Mad Seamie is something you say when somebody does something completely mad or idiotic. You also use it sarcasticly when a person never does anything without thinking about it first.

If a person does a totally mad act you call him 'Mad Seamie' from then on.

by Joycey 201 August 4, 2007

Jean Seam

Those lines that appear along the sides of your legs after you take off skinny jeans.

*in the changing room*
Girl one: Oh wow look at my jean seams.
Girl two: Don't buy two sizes too small next time. It doesn't make you look thinner.

by VBKarma March 23, 2011

destitute seamstress

a semi-offensive term for a female hilly-billy

even if Rosa Parks was indeed destitute and a seamstress by trade, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving, quite a lot in terms of human rights

by Sexydimma December 17, 2014

destitute seamstress

a female hilly-billy

even if Rosa Parks was indeed destitute and a seamstress by trade, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving, quite a lot in terms of human rights

by Sexydimma September 21, 2014