Scottish Fillet

You insert a fist into the anus and extend your fingers as though to give a high-five. You the rotate your hand 90 degrees, close your fingers back into a fist, then remove the hand.

"Yo, dude! I broke my thumb last night giving your mom the Scottish Fillet!"

by sin(π) September 12, 2015

scottish sweater

When youre jacking off while on your back and you vomit onto your chest.

My mom walked in while I was jerkin it and it scared me so badly that I gave myself a scottish sweater.

by The most putrid of poptarts February 10, 2017

Scrotie bush

After excessively masterbation. You leave cum to dry on scrotum hairs.

Awe, bro ☹️ My ball hairs are turning to a scrotie bush. 🌳

by Somefatblackgirl December 20, 2017

Scritting

Scritting is the process of falling asleep multiple times within a dream, oftentimes occurring after one becomes lucid within a dream state. This altered state can lead to the inability to wake yourself upon "Scritting" allowing for the individual to act out a lucid dream without the fear of waking up from excitement or fear.

Rylin had just woken up and by the look on his face, I knew that he was scritting last night.

A proficient lucid dreamer must learn scritting.

by levert November 24, 2020

scottish

Adjective:

The exact opposite to welsh. Boring, idle and dammed right ugly.

Get uff ya fat arse and stop bein' so Scottish!

by welsh ninjas August 5, 2006

Scroatism

Moment of confusion by Katie-Anne aka Scroat

"iTunes Music Store is really cool, you can downlaod tracks and whole ablums much cheaper than you would have to pay for them in stores" - "What's the point of that then?"

by Ivor Chesikov February 11, 2005

Scottish cat

When a group of drunk scottish people, take a roadkill cat, and played frisbee with it.

I got drunk last night and play scottish cat

by MoniBolis November 2, 2010