Satch^

Nickname for Sting, lead singer in the group 'The Police'. Why it's his nickname when it's longer than his normal stagename is a mystery, a mystery that is said to have been solved by an Ape that goes by the name of Rip. This Ape is said to be found in various KFC outlets throughout South-Eastern England. But approach with care as he uses hax.

"Yo Satch^, hit me with another song my Hombre!" *Satch^ proceeds to beat the Sting admirers*

by Brian Partyh June 30, 2004

satchmatchelface

he who has reached such a level of douchebagedness that his face resembles a pair of matched satchels.

that satchmatchelface just ordered a cosmo at a football game.

by wilc0041 August 10, 2008

Satchel Snatch

Old dried up poon.

That cougar had the worst case of satchel snatch I've ever seen!

by texmex2000 September 21, 2011

Satchel

A baby back bitch who wants do be dominated by girls with dick, wants to suck toes and be stepped on. Likes tsunderes and will be a good bottom, is kinda slow but will get it eventually.(weakness is cock and ball torture)

Dont pull a satchel or I will hit you

by Bored biscuit February 17, 2019

Cack Satchel

A place, project or thing that has gone wrong in numerous and potentially malodorous ways.

This bar used to be pretty good, but it's completely changed. Bit of a cack satchel now.

Windows Mobile. Cack Satchel.

by The Fat Controller January 8, 2010

hooter satchel

A bra.

On Tuesday nights my old lady digs through the Planet Aid boxes in the Walmart parking lot to score a free hooter satchel.

by Zavolta January 9, 2018

sachi momo

1:a word so powerful an insult that it only holds meaning to the beholder.
2: sachi means dress/ momo has no meaning
3: a word developed by a guy who goes by scarecrow (not the batman version, the real version)

(you) Dude, you are a such a sachi momo. (dude) im a what? (you) exactly.

by Doggg Hector Reaper May 22, 2008