sameerism

Truly ridiculous metaphors and similies that compare things that are, in truth, unrelated. In an attempt to sound intellectual, this will make the writer sound arrogant, pedantic, pretentious, and uneducated.

"The goals of the GOP are reminiscent of a shower curtain, see through and weak on homeland security."
"Did you come up with that Sameerism all by yourself...?"

by JonnyJay September 18, 2008

Sameer

A new new kid in the block down street. A brown handsome looking kid with many friends. Very strong mentally but also timid (idk how that works). Absolutely has a hatred for 2-3 letter words (Oh, ok ,Ikr) ,only when said by his crush. His favorite food is "dolpins" Likes video games and animes. Also did i tell you he is the part of the biggest anime waifu cult? He also is fond of retarded Lolis. He does not believe in Ramdev or any Shah Alams. And, also he is AN poet. Some of his best friends likes to call him Sam

Did you know there is a 0.1% chance a Sameer can have twerking addiction? Train yours well

by _ItznotSam_ March 1, 2019

samebrush

A person who hangs around with people of sub-normal intelligence.

Yo! There goes a tard with the samebrush!

by Dr Pinch September 16, 2004

same same

it means same , but told in a exaggerated way .When you want to tell someone how you and the other person have something in common , you can tell this

girl:i have blue shoes
another girl:aye same same

by alokhegdumdums July 8, 2021

same as it ever was

And you may ask yourself...

Same as it ever was

by elwho April 23, 2022

same time

69, yall know what 69 is.

We got back to my place and realized we had no rubbers, so I suggested "same time" then.

by Jeffrey September 2, 2008

Same

Used in response to anything, usually over text messages. Often used when unrelatable, and symbolizes that you don't care, and aren't paying attention.

Guy 1: Hey, what's up?
Guy 2: nm u
Guy 1: Painting in Rome, by a beautiful river. You?
Guy 2: same
Guy 1: Really?
Guy 2: no lol

by Alahu Snackbar November 30, 2014