Salmon Panties

Those tight salmon-coloured little shorties that jockholes and, to a lesser extent, commerce students, get around in. Sometimes accompanied with a popped shirt collar.

Clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metrosexual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. In the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.

Ed: "Hey Steve, check out that dude walking across campus wearing those little salmon panties. Man, he has no idea how ridiculous he looks".

Steve: "Shut up, man. I'm too busy checking out blondie over there. Stop looking at guys"

by EduardoRodriguez December 11, 2012

Dry Salmon

A young vagina that looks deceivingly pink, ripe, and plump, but in actuality feels like 80 year old sand-snatch. Enjoy at your own risk.

"Hey man, did you hook up with Jenny last night?"

"Naw Bro, she let that fish go...DRY SALMON!"

by Salmonator September 3, 2013

Salmon stripes

Where stretch marks on a girls thighs or butt resemble the alternating pink and white stripes of salmon sushi.

That girl has some serious salmon stripes!

by Gopher smoker October 14, 2011

Nose salmon

Boogers with streaks of blood

Man roger, the nose salmon have really been running since we did all that blow.

by Buddhistboy November 15, 2023

Salmoning

The act of slapping your dick on the inside of your thigh in an effort to gain an erection.

I was having trouble getting it up so I went to the bathroom and started salmoning.

by Osiffy December 18, 2023

Salmon

Its a type of fish with loads of omega 3 content

Theres plenty of fish in the sea, but i prefer salmon

by Fishfishfishyyyy January 6, 2024

Salmon Cake

When a woman from Alaska has a remarkable posterior.

Yeah Alaska was great, I got some Salmon Cake while I was there.

by Aero L December 8, 2022