King Salmon

The salty curtains of a woman's clam. They often give a fishy odour which may be repulsive to some but some people known as Fishermen spend their lives looking for the King Salmon. There has been one official sighting of the King Salmon by Alan Bleacher who preached of its leather like texture. It has been reported to be over 65 kilograms and is supposedly extremely baggy from extreme penetration from 4 black men at once. There is a crusty white covering over the rat infested hole. The surface is now toxic and melts anything that touches it making entry virtually impossible. A children's book has now been written titled "Where's Clammy" in whch you must find the glory hole on each page.
King Salmon once said, "I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved."
by Ghandisflipflops May 11, 2011
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Salmoning

When two males dock one another, but one begins to urinate with great force into the other's urethra.

It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.
As Jeff was docking Dave, he realized he needed to take a piss. "Just salmon me, baby." Dave said.

"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."
by Phantumps December 6, 2016
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Salmon

A person who is mean or rude, synonym for jerk.
You salmon!
by Evoker94 December 2, 2024
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savage salmon

Savage Salmon is when you accidentally pronounce Savage7 wrong, and it becomes Savage Salmon :)
by kpop_for_ever August 10, 2019
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salmonize

V. To buck the trend, to swim against the tide, just like a salmon. To not be afraid of others' opinion.
Oh so you ain't going to that party tonight? You a salmonizer man. Respect.
by Devil-E December 20, 2017
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SALMON

the salmon died = fun

p.s this is made in middle school so poop
by Jack+Macgyver1234_fan February 17, 2022
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Salmonize

To swim against the tide. To be original and unique in your own way.
Look at that girl! What a salmonizer!

Today i won't care about the style, I'll fucking salmonize.
by Devil-E September 9, 2017
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