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Nebraska Safety Seat

While in a moving vehicle, the passenger sits pantsless on the lap of the driver, who is also pantsless. The pantsless driver inserts his member into the anus of the passenger whom is sitting on the drivers lap. The passenger clenches their anus on the member of the driver, keeping them secured while in transit. Also known as the Husker Hitch
I would have went straight through the windshield when we hit that tree if we didn’t have the Nebraska Safety Seat (Husker Hitch) engaged.
by Cockdiesel89 September 6, 2025
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safety helmet

Offensive: synonym for "retard", "spastic", etc. Used in reference to safety helmets that some severely disabled people wear to mitigate head trauma. Can also be used as a derogative term for an autistic person that weaponizes their condition in order to cry-bully or coerce others.
The Earth isn't flat and vaccines are safe. Stop spewing bullshit, you fucking safety helmet.
by UDUser4820 June 19, 2021
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safety dough

the amount of money you comfortable with having when going for a night out or trip
got 300 bucks as my safety dough for the club tonight
by chco February 18, 2022
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Safety Rules

A phrase used when drunk people do something unsafe. Maurice will always cry “Safety Rules”, to ensure everyone present remembers their safety rules. Made famous by Uncle Bill—- Also said as “Safety rules now”.
*Someone being an idiot* SAFETY RULES!

*Idiot being unsafe* SAFETY RULES NOW!
by SafetyFirstMaurice June 2, 2020
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Safety Nasa

An expansion of the classic “safety/doorknob” game. If only the word “safety” is used upon ripping ass, other players may call an “aftershock,” in which they are granted to punch the ripper one time.

In order to prevent this occurrence, the ripper must announce “safety NASA” in order to shield against the aftershock.
*rips ass* Safety NASA! Sorry guys, but you’re not hitting me with an aftershock today.
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Safety Susan

A cowardly person, unduly concerned with safety precautions.
This job would have been finished a week ago, if you hadn't been such a Safety Susan about it.
by BloodyCyclist May 19, 2021
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safety burger

A burger dedicated to absorbing excessive alcohol after a long night out
Oh man, I had so much fun at that client dinner, I hope my wife doesn’t find out how drunk I am. I need a safety burger!
by Robbie rosé February 23, 2024
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