Saddlebrook Hoe

A tennis playing girl who desires to be gangbanged constantly as if ridden by a horse.

Uhhh Caroline T needs to be cockslapped cause she is a saddlebrook hoe.

by The Dark Knight's brother February 24, 2009

adam sandler

Another ex SNL actor. See SNL turds. Made alot of movies and must have powerful hollywood friends, because, bottom line: hes just not funny. Never was.

Want to see that new adam sandler movie?
No.
Me either.

by john October 29, 2004

Sadderday

The unsatisfying day at the end of the week when people on a diet are compelled to ditch their dissipative junk-food routine and only eat flavor-impaired less-filling low-calorie health foods. Can be especially distressing after the previous 24-hour period, Fryday, which is the one glorious day of the week when they are allowed to indulge in all their debauched gluttonous chowing down of rich greasy salty deep-fried delights.

Wife #1: What's with your husband today? He hath that lean and hungry look.

Wife #2: Oh, it's nothing, really, dear... he's just feeling the classic “Sadderday syndrome” after stuffing his face with burgers and fries all day yesterday.

by QuacksO December 29, 2013

saddest happy ending

Jerking off during a Zoom meeting when you think your webcam is off.

That creepy writer is back on TV after jerking off during a Zoom meeting. It’s the saddest happy ending of all.

by baronvonnonsense July 27, 2021

sammy sandler

putting your cock and balls in some ones mouth and then cumming down then throat

"awww damo do you want a sammy sandler"

by godfatblackcock September 3, 2009

Saddlecrack

a nickname given to a school located in Santa Ana, CA called Saddleback. Saddlecrack is used to show a rather poignant dislike for the school mainly because they do not exceed particularly well in sports or academics.

Man, we're playing Saddlecrack tomorrow.

by Joe the hoe fo show May 11, 2009

Dirty Saddleback

When you and your partner are having sex, one partner gets into doggy style receiving position while the other partner gets on top of the other partner as a person might mount a horse. They then continue to defecate upon their partner's back and slide the feces around all over the partner's back. The slop upon their back and the other partner's genital area resembles a saddle.

Katie: I was having sex with Joe last night, and went into doggy position when suddenly he got on top of me and pulled a dirty saddleback!

Sally: Oh my gawd! I wish Stan would do that. So hot!!

by dirtysaddlebacker March 28, 2011