sluteresting

A girl that people mention has 'interesting' hobbies since she's a slut. Guys go out with her because she's 'interesting' to be around, not to mention easy all the same.

P1 :That girl Crystal like the champange is never boring...I wanna go out with her...

P2 : That bitch is a sluteresting dirty hoe, I got HIV from her.

by B to the rizzle December 14, 2008

Salutatorian

The less important of two high-school students who have to give a speech on graduation day.

Mike: You have to give a speech at graduation!? That's amazing! So you made Valedictorian?
Jeff: No, I'm Salutatorian.
Mike: Oh... Well I guess that's... all right...

Jeff: *sniffles sadly*

by Clockwork-Pony March 30, 2015

Salted Caramel

Pouring caramel topping all over someone's penis and then performing oral sex on them. The taste in your mouth after they jizz? Salted caramel.

Would you like some salted caramel?

by Tiny Deer August 21, 2013

Sauté

1. To toss quickly in hot fat.

2. A one night stand with someone that you have a lardon for.

-You aren't going out with that chunkmonster are you?

-Nah, I just sautéed him

by saidinmilamber May 25, 2011

Semen Sautée

A semen sautée is a cooking method involving the placement of semen in a frying pan, whether it be from fresh ejaculation or from previous storage, and the cooking of food in this pan. It is a relatively new method of frying, and its popularity will peak within the next few years.

"I fancy a nice semen sautée for breakfast"
"Alright, how do you like your eggs, sunny side up? Over easy?" (Second speaker procedes to masturbate over a frying pan)

by Nibeqwnzort April 30, 2006

salted

To be verbally raped or beaten, hurting others feelings and/or crushing spirits

Lefko: "Your retarded"
B-Wass: "Your mom got retarded when she choked on my fat nuts and got brain damage"
Gimbel: "Salted!!!"

by Sunny Sunnyton October 30, 2007

slute

Attractive female who dresses like a mixture of a valley girl and a slut, but does not necessarilly put out. Very convenient to use in public while around an actual slut, assuming that the dumb slut cannot recognize the connection that is so obvious to the rest of us above normal retards. See yaa

Check out that slute in the red with the fuckin' cans.

by Jake May 13, 2005