A small town in southern weed where the only thing to do is walk around the shitty 1mile x 1mile town while blitzed as fuck. The one redeeming part of Rogue River is that an utter fuckton of weed is grown there. Did I mention rednecks? Yeah rednecks.
Rogue Riverian 1: do you have any dreams of leaving?
Rogue Riverian 2: hahahhahahah thats funny. We don’t do that.
Rogue Riverian 2: hahahhahahah thats funny. We don’t do that.
by Anonqwerty123 October 21, 2018
Get the Rogue Rivermug. A small unity of people that are unknown to each other. Due to the Corona Virus, the small unity has come together to form not only a form of friendship but a whole new storyline. Parker Dams, Echo Lodge Resort has had many dark and toxic stories that took place in the eyes of the Z Generation. At first, the formation of this young group has had a defense of each other, loyalty, and respect. We call this, The River Squad. However, some things are too good to be true. The Savage Squad could not last due to peoples' "High Independence". And that's On Period. The story remains to be untold by hip-hop artists, DJX Kbrokaysen.
"Stories and stories of the massive he said she said group I would like to put to rest. Many say, 'I was not in the River Squad' or 'There was never a River Squad'. This made me laugh, as the past cannot be changed no matter how hard you try to forget. As far as I'm concerned, I remain to be cool with all and stay out of the drama, until the next major problem and I can guarantee you there will be. The most important thing for me is that I make sure I protect Ashley as she is my best friend no matter the consequence. On Period is over and my name is clear. There is no more River Squad" (DJX Kbrokaysen).
"Stories and stories of the massive he said she said group I would like to put to rest. Many say, 'I was not in the River Squad' or 'There was never a River Squad'. This made me laugh, as the past cannot be changed no matter how hard you try to forget. As far as I'm concerned, I remain to be cool with all and stay out of the drama, until the next major problem and I can guarantee you there will be. The most important thing for me is that I make sure I protect Ashley as she is my best friend no matter the consequence. On Period is over and my name is clear. There is no more River Squad" (DJX Kbrokaysen).
"That's On Period" "Obey My Orders Bitch" "This shit be hittin different" "I'm Very Independent" are all very popular sayings and references to the destruction of the River Squad
by SHARP Developments October 16, 2020
Get the River Squadmug. show of exasperation, frustration; phrase indicates agitation and/or sorrow. The phrase came to be in early 19th century Germany when Wilhelm Schwarz could not cross his hometown river because an anomaly of buckets appeared in the waterway. Term became slang in modern Germany (Fluesse Eimer!) and has thusly spread to the world.
by B.K. Major July 13, 2014
Get the Rivers of Bucketsmug. Forked River (Lacey)- A town filled with Karen's (and he-Karens) that cop call when you light off a firework and make their dog bark. They also call if dogs bark. Known for our "Lacey Chatter" where the community comes together to bitch and moan about our town and bad driving. People here are typically in a rush and have a bad attitude. We also like to block traffic on main roads just to get our Dunkin fix! Forked River does have beautiful parks and playgrounds the local teens like to trash and piss all over, and the local druggies like to leave their needles. Who doesn't love a quick jab of hepatitis?
*Fun fact- you can drive into someone's home in Forked River with your car, and only receive a careless driving and failure to maintain lane ticket. Drive well, or not. You'll be featured on the Chatter either way.
*Fun fact- you can drive into someone's home in Forked River with your car, and only receive a careless driving and failure to maintain lane ticket. Drive well, or not. You'll be featured on the Chatter either way.
"What's wrong?"
"Oh nothing, I drove through Forked River and got the cops called on me because my dog was barking, while I was setting off fireworks, blocking traffic for my Dunkin Donuts.. I ended up on the Lacey Chatter!"
"Oh nothing, I drove through Forked River and got the cops called on me because my dog was barking, while I was setting off fireworks, blocking traffic for my Dunkin Donuts.. I ended up on the Lacey Chatter!"
by KNSLY2 April 29, 2021
Get the Forked Rivermug. When you take a shit in which there are no floaters. Every turd settles to the bottom of the toilet bowl like River Mud.
Last night after I ate a burrito I left some river mud in the toilet.
Joey left some river mud for his mom to find after he ate a triple bacon, triple cheese burger.
Joey left some river mud for his mom to find after he ate a triple bacon, triple cheese burger.
by DOODEROSO July 27, 2010
Get the river mudmug. River Phoenix was the most incredible person on this planet and still lives in some peoples hearts like mine. River wanted to save our planet and make the soil we stand on and th blue sky we live under more healthy and safe. River Phoenix was INCREDIBLY hot I mean he was most lily one of the hottest man who ever existed.
by Natalie Phoenix March 10, 2021
Get the River Phoenixmug. A sopping wet seemingly never ending vagina that may even be too wet and/or soft to be comforting to any man at a moment during sexual intercourse. Yesterday's original "WAP".
She can say whatever about last night, but I did whatever I could to get outta that River Cooter asap before it swallowed me alive. I had to take 2 showers to feel clean.
by Shad Ded November 23, 2020
Get the River Cootermug.