Restard

Restard is a composite word of "restart" and "retard."

Restard is when your computer has a fatal error and you have to forcibly restart it.

The stupid thing restarded three times last night.

Restard by Damscot April 3, 2011

retard chewbacca 

1)What Larry the Cable Guy called Everet in the Delta Farce.

2)What US army snipers look like in the field

1)Larry-"Everett, what is that?" Everett-"This is my sniper suit!" Larry-"We werent issued any sniper gear." Everett-"I brought it from home." Larry-"You look like a retard chewbacca.

2)Iraqy insergion 1-"I see a sniper!" Iraqy Insergion 2-He looks like a retard chewbacca!"

retard chewbacca by Brandon E. February 29, 2008

Window Licking Retard 

A person that has the common sense of a garden slug, compared to the poor child on the short bus that has no control over the fact he/she licks the windows.

Jack is a total window licking retard. He got caught screwing some bitch, by his wife, in their bed!

Window Licking Retard by Jon (943) August 1, 2008

retard yodel 

The goofy, inappropriate noises an uneducated individual makes in lieu of stimulating conversation; inappropriate laughing.

I asked him "how's it going?" and all he said was the retard yodel.

retard yodel by Cadmus Joe December 9, 2008

retard fish

A slang term coined by a group of biology students in the Bahamas, used in place of "stupid", "idiot", "ignorant", or simply "retard". Also, "fuckin' idiot" or (fuckin')"bastard".
Can also be utilized as a form of endearment, in lieu of "silly".

Hayden is such a retard fish, I mean, I can't believe he actually pronounced 'egregious' incorrectly.

Or:
Bush stole money from small, sickly children- what a retard fish!

Or:
Emily, you're such a spazz- silly retard fish! :)

retard fish by P-Unit, Jass, Puff January 5, 2009

Retard O'clock 

A special time, typically from around 9pm to midnight when you and your group of buddies start to laugh uncontrollably at the most stupid of jokes, obscure references and even ambient noises happening around you.

This mostly occurs when hanging out in a stressful or tiring environment (work, convention, birthday etc)

Typically, retard o'clock will get to a climax when ultimately, something will cause everyone to cry with laughter - equally as dumb as everything else uttered - for a few minutes straight, with some people possibly vacating company in order to isolate the chained laughter.The reason for what initially caused you all to laugh in the first place will be immediately forgotten.

I can't even believe that could be that funny, I had to run out of the room crying... and I don't even remember why. Must be Retard O'clock. It's way too late.

Retard O'clock by FishyB November 8, 2010

Retard Diet 

A diet consisting of extremely unhealthy, easily prepared frozen and processed foods. Simple enough to make, even by for retarded person. Examples: chicken patties, hot dogs, Goldfish, Pop Tarts, Diet Coke, Zebra Cakes, Steak-Ums.

Dude, all you ever eat is shit! Try a goddamn vegetable for once!

Nah yo, I'm on a retard diet. It's so easy and yummy!

Retard Diet by JoeCheechoo December 12, 2010