The intense discomfort caused by chaffing around the vagina and anus after a night of heavy passion, leaving the victim with a serious case of Satan's Ring.
by stepbanter August 20, 2014
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The act of racing on a high banked short track, resembling the features of a toilet bowl. I.e. NASCAR
by J rock from the dirty E April 4, 2018
Get the Toilet bowl racing mug.Hot, itchy asshole that results from incomplete ass wiping after dropping a bomb. Extremely common after the Hershey Squirts, and/or doing a lot of walking. Temporarily relieved by picking your ass, which in effect uses your underwear to get in a couple extra wipes (skids don't matter when in this condition). Vaseline can do wonders.
When at an amusement park and you use that shitty T.P. that is like newspaper and none of the shit from your ring sticks to it, then you go out and walk around for hours in the heat. You say to your buddy while picking your crack, "Man I have a Stingy Ring!"
by moe bigsley November 28, 2005
Get the stingy ring mug.What you call your anus opening just after having explosive gas and/or diarrhea and your anus is sore
by R. J August 24, 2006
Get the blew an o ring mug.A form of phone call screening in environments where caller ID is not accessible. This is achieved by making a call, hanging up after one ring and then calling right back. The recipient of this call would normally ignore all other incomming calls until he hears the single ring indicating that he should take the next call that comes in.
Example 1: A man who is sneaking behind his woman to meet other women will know to answer the phone when he hears the "nigger ring".
Example 2: A teenager who should be in school when he is at home taking the day off. If he answers the call of a relative or family friend, that could prove to be incriminating. However, if another "school-skipping" friend wanted to reach him by phone, the nigger ring is an excellent way to avoid being caught.
Example 3: The deadbeat roommate who begged you for more time on the rent money and promised to work 12 hour shifts has really been laying on your sofa and watching your TV while YOU are at work. And so you decide to check up on him to see if he really went to work. He is using the nigger ring to avoid your call, but you are thinking one step ahead of him and you catch him in the lie.
Example 2: A teenager who should be in school when he is at home taking the day off. If he answers the call of a relative or family friend, that could prove to be incriminating. However, if another "school-skipping" friend wanted to reach him by phone, the nigger ring is an excellent way to avoid being caught.
Example 3: The deadbeat roommate who begged you for more time on the rent money and promised to work 12 hour shifts has really been laying on your sofa and watching your TV while YOU are at work. And so you decide to check up on him to see if he really went to work. He is using the nigger ring to avoid your call, but you are thinking one step ahead of him and you catch him in the lie.
by Joe Kz October 20, 2006
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by rufflesinc June 1, 2006
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