procrastinator

A person who says they are going to do something but they don't.

Other another one is that a person who says they are not prude but really they are just scared to do anything with a guy or girl and when they have all the guys or girls they could have sex with but they do not.

My cousin Bryan is a procrastinator but really he is prude.

by Justin Yelliott November 15, 2007

procrastibake

Pro/cras/ti/bake (proʊˈkræs tə beɪk)
verb: pro/cras/ti/baked, pro/cras/ti/bak/ing
1. to put off until another time by means of baking
2. to defer a required action through unnecessary baking
3. to bake or cook in place of more important things

I bought cake decorating tools to procrastibake with during exams.
I am a true master of procrastibaking in place of study.
You procrastibaked a pie.

by erkym93 July 10, 2014

Procrastinator

Calls her/himself an opportunist ( In a way that s/he is saving her/himself for the right time) but s/he is actually a Procrastinator

Lucas is a procrastinator

by Wickerman October 10, 2013

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021

procrastibate

The act of extending a masturbatory session by delaying orgasm. In effect, having tantric sex with yourself.

Man, I can procrastibate for four and a half hours, but I can't walk the next day!

by Seamus Thurgood Kitikakarshnagarkan March 3, 2008

Procrastibake

Using baking as a way to procrastinate from doing real work.

A: "Are you done with your thesis yet?"
B: "Yeah -- right after I procrastibake this flourless chocolate torte."

A: "Wow! Look at all these cupcakes."
B: "I have a paper due."
A: "Oh. So you're procrastibaking."

by Effictionary March 24, 2013

Procrastihate

The art of waiting to hate until it will have the greatest affect on the hatee.

Hater 1: See that guy talking to that chick? I hate that guy.
Hater 2: go cockblock him then.
Hater 1: Na, I'ma wait till he's done spittin his game.
Hater 2: So you gonna Procrastihate, NICE!!!

by IceColdNinjaBeast February 4, 2010