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Press

To press someone it means you like someone and you're doing everything you can to get that person's attention and to get into relationship with that person.
Damm bruh she looking hella fine and she trying to press me . I can tell she wants to have sex with me.
by shydemon69 December 11, 2023
mugGet the Pressmug.

Press Bait

Let's press bait at mine before we go out on the gash hunt
by jammyd01 April 12, 2012
mugGet the Press Baitmug.

pressed as fuck

Blinded by stupidity to the point where your unintelligence shows to everyone around you.
Person 1: People who call you Schrödinger's Douchebag as a defense are stupid
Person 2: You're pressed as fuck lol
by THEWHITEBOY503 August 4, 2020
mugGet the pressed as fuckmug.

Santa Barbara News-Press

The Santa Barbara News-Press was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932.
On July 21, 2023, the Santa Barbara News-Press' owner, Ampersand Publishing LLC, filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy liquidation. The July 21 edition of the paper was the last as Wendy McCaw said all of the jobs were eliminated and the paper had no money to issue final paychecks.
by Wendysfg August 28, 2023
mugGet the Santa Barbara News-Pressmug.

Pressing ham

When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.
Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham

Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"

Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"
by Drop-it April 1, 2017
mugGet the Pressing hammug.

putin press

Yo come here nigga imma give you a Putin press
by Vladimur scrutin February 26, 2020
mugGet the putin pressmug.

Panini Press

When a woman holds a bologna sandwich between her knockers and holds it there for someone else to eat.
Sorry I’m late, Sarah was giving me a panini press this morning and I’m not a fast eater.”
by Squactus January 6, 2020
mugGet the Panini Pressmug.

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