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1. n. - The act of being a potato.
2. adj. - Being similar to a potato
1. Potatoes will potate underneath the sun.

2. John just sat there being potate, watching television all day.
Potate by elofan January 22, 2011
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potato america 

An act of Ejaculating into a cooked potato then sensually shoving it down your partners throat until the turn purple and pass out. After this process is done wait until the partner is conscious and eat the potato with them while listening to the star spangeled banner.
potato america by Patato America January 28, 2015

Potatoism 

The belief of self ruling and or being your own god
Man: are you Jewish?

Other man: no I'm potatoish and I believe in potatoism
Potatoism by Flyingspegett August 11, 2017

Potato Song

POTATO SONG

The're red, they're white, they're brown
the Gold ones are best to comedown
there's really not much to do
so now they have purple ones too
we don't care where they came from
a tasty snack as you rip a bong
always looking fancy on our plate
we're delighted cuz they make us feel great.

Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate

Sometimes we ditch the skin

to eat what's holding in
sometimes we'd rather please
or just be baked with melted cheese
they have eyes but they don't have faces
I don't know if they're feelings get hurt
by just hanging around in dark places
when they can only stare at the dirt.

Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate

They come in different shapes and sizes
while many are full of surprises
some tender, soft and hard
that you'd definitely want to safe guard.

Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
I wrote the Potato Song because I love potatoes so much.
Potato Song by Yukon Gold February 26, 2018

President Potatohead 

A popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States.
The systematic dumbing down of America started long before President Potatohead won the election.

Tic Tac Potato Sack 

Someone with a really small dick, yet has a gigantic ballsack.
Jim is a Tic Tac Potato Sack for sure!