Phelps

Being so bad you get removed from your club up the bum style

Noncey Phelps

by DgJlBQ April 12, 2023

Phelpsed

When someone has a nice toy (ex. A nice sled, truck, four wheeler, etc) and they make it not so nice, typically by rolling it but it could also be crashing it or stoving it or just general abuse until catastrophe.

“God he phelpsed ‘er hard when he found those trees the hard way”

by Mr.PimpT March 8, 2026

One Phelps

The amount of anal lube needed to have anal sex.

Created on Fark.com in thread about Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Hey buddy could you give me one phelps of lube I want to have sex with this guy over here.

by aka_mrcam May 6, 2008

the phelps

An intense reaction to victory or success, characterized by a flexing of the entire body and delivery of a primordial scream.

Roughly equivalent to:
"I trained my whole life for this moment and all my dreams are coming true" or
"No one will smash us!"

Inspiration: Micheal Phelps at the 2008 Olympics after beating the French in the 4x100m relay

Tom just rocked that econ exam!!! He then walked out of the building and did the phelps!!

by bigswimkid April 11, 2009

Dirty Phelps

The act of putting a swimming cap on one's head and divin head first into some monster tang. Named after the part time Olympic swimmer, full time sex crazed maniac, Michael Phelps. Goggles are optional, but highly recommended.

Just remember, always heat up the pool before you Dirty Phelps.

by Peter Picklepecker February 2, 2013

Owen Phelps

Poor just very poor he's super poor and has no friends

Poor is the definition of Owen phelps

by D,skkskdkek May 8, 2016

Michael Phelps face

A person with a menacing snarl where other people can't tell if the person is angry about something or is just intensely focused on something in their life. Also known as Phelps' face. The inspiration is Michael Phelps grimace before swimming in the 2016 Olympics. Michael Phelps, Phelps, 2016 Olympics, swimming, USA Olympic Swim Team, gold medal swimming

I was in the locker room changing and said hi to the guy sitting across from me and he looked up and gave me a Michael Phelps face and then resumed getting dressed. I wonder what stick was up his butt.

by joecoolthefool September 3, 2016