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Patronus

The opposite of a Dementor. A Patronus is formed by an extremely happy thought. The Patronus Charm is worded like so:
EXPECTO PATRONUM
Every witch and wizard has there own different kind of Patronus— like Harry’s— his is a stag, while Hermione’s is an otter.
Luna Lovegood: Oh, look, Harry, my Patronus is a rabbit!
Harry: Good job, Luna.
by EM52 April 27, 2020
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The Pacione Blast

Coined by alumni of The House Of Pain when the infamous short story The Fandom Writer invoked critical backlash when it was introduced as Independent Baptist sects saw this on a larger scale. The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five saw this as The Wright Treatment where the contributor, a Christian High School English Teacher, known as David Wright with every entry in the indie circles shows his work. The entire King James Only Movement knew of this blog entry and blocked him from every channel; it's safe to say they were pissed. Some would try to use an entry known as pacione-style but they didn't define this properly. Fandom_Wank saw this play up in An Eye In Shadows as the classmates saw it with the entry Nazi Eyes With A Jesus Smile.
The House of Pain alumni Horns and Bob L. Morgan is noted to coin this for seeing the backlash The Fandom Writer invoked as Holden's Counterpart also did this. On Tumblr he did this to the entire young earth creationist academia known as The Science Gospel after engaging Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon; then he pointed out to both establishments he was not done.

He saw one of the riplingers badmouthing Stephen Hawking with Scripture, in the private messages on Facebook -- she saw The Pacione Blast played up where a snow monkey mimicked what he was known for. As it was a bit of a history lesson on Ancient Greece then pulling out a drawing Horace Gilgamesh did; as he called "Sam's Creation Blog" a dunce -- the barb came from that artwork. Pointed out, "You mock this gesture you're really lacking on the department of Ancient Greece ."

His closing author, known as blogger Reverend Beast did a blog entry that gave Thing That One Finds a nasty sting as his 2004 story has the iconic photo from the 2007 era when The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five was close to ready.
by illinoishorrorman May 18, 2018
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Feminist potion

To make the feminist potion you need several ingredients

1. Feminism
2. Lots of money so you can go out and eat after your girlfriend leaves you
3. A bottle of poison
4. Triggeredness
5. Fermented retardedness
6. A father figure
7. A lesbian
8. And finally a overwhelming female presence
Final step is to stir the whole thing in a giant pot, you can have a minimum on 300 doses if you stir it right. Enjoy your intelligence level lowering.
A feminist potion used to turn smart people into a lower intelligence.
by Hoodlands kid af February 24, 2018
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Lotions and Potions

The hair and skincare products metrosexual males use.
Anything that would normally be found in a girls bathroom cabinet, but coloured in black or silver so it appears more manly.

"I'm going to tho store to buy some steak."
"Whatever man, you're restocking on your Lotions and Potions for your skin and hair."
by Shaved_Deer March 14, 2012
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Patio

A guy with a very loud, uncontrollable laughter from Houston that consumes more then enough alocohol in one night; enough to pass out on the patio of someone elses house.
When John passed out on the patio that one time at Toms party, he became Patio!!!
by Patio October 4, 2004
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Patonic

adj Referrng to the period of history (1989 onwards) when Paton ruled the Earth.
Patonic Knights, Patonic Sausages, Patonic Powers
by Weelly February 10, 2004
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Patience

Girls that are blessed with the name of patience are fucking whores
Patience is a fucking whore bro
by Eatingdickssince99 January 19, 2018
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