I once ate a beesechurger

A silly stupid line from someone...

Person 1: I once ate a beesechurger

Person 2:Wait what?

by Flying Baguettes March 17, 2023

Mexican Ounce

For the record, an ounce is 28.3495 grams, not 28.5. The above definition of a mexican ounce is otherwise correct.

This guy uses mexican ounces, so that gram you just bought is really only .8 grams...

by hoe dot hoe September 24, 2023

Every ounce of blood

Is not, in fact, on Hamas. The blood that Hamas spilled is on Hamas and the blood Israel is spilling is on Israel. Hey, how do you know you're not blowing up the hostages?

Hym "I mean, every analogy I could make here seems like low-hanging fruit... Actually, YOU could probably think up an analogy that I could make right now were someone does something objectively wrong to me, I kill a bunch of people, whose hands is the blood on? Probably NOT the guy whose action is the impetus for me murdering people. I don't think that would fly. Definitely wouldn't keep me out of prison. THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO! 'Hym analogy simulator!' You pick an impetus for my homicidal rage and then you pick an act of violence I commit in response to it and then we run it trough an algorithm to determine whether or not it's justifiable or, better yet, who every ounce of blood is 'on' (conceptually). And then I get 1 million dollars... Yep. That's a good plan."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2023

there once was a ship that was put to sea

a cardboard ship that will sink in 20 seconds

there once was a ship that was put to sea

by xdr5t3evq3q November 12, 2023

Big Ounce

some cool prarie dog that died rip (November 2023)

Person 1: Yo! Did you hear that Big Ounce died?
Person 2: No....

by some yankee fan November 28, 2023

I once saw the face of God

A poem meme that evokes strong feelings of dorcelessness.

I once saw the face of God. A vast and sudden silence among the noisy heavens.

That evening I dreamt I listened to one side of a conversation I should not have overheard.

I do not watch the stars any more.

I do not look up.

by ComputerWorld March 29, 2024

The once

as a singular instance, and nothing more.

He had only ever met her the once.

by Arminkshipper June 22, 2024