Obsessive

Maria Babbie

omg bro Maria Babbie is sooooo obsessive shes always double texting and playing the bro’s

by BIGDICKBILL69 April 6, 2020

Anal Obsessive

The next level up for someone who is anal retentive and obsessive compulsive.

Don't touch that! Jill is anal obsessive about her desk. If you move something, she will know.

by Oliviamck September 6, 2007

online obsessor

Someone who spends most of their time on the computer either instant-messaging, updating profiles, looking at other people's profiles, and playing games online to the point where it becomes obvious that they have nothing better to do with their life than sit in front of their computer.

"Wow, look at this! Lily's been online for 10 hours straight! She's such an online obsessor."

by Vickie T June 14, 2008

obsessive protective disorder

A term used to describe an overly protective Boyfriend/Girlfriend.
Someone suffering from OPD becomes angry when their other half so much as looks at someone of the opposite sex.

A girlfriend suffering from obsessive protective disorder.
=Boyfriend glances at random woman across the room=
Girlfriend: What, am i not good enough for you anymore? You have to go checking out other girls?
Boyfriend: No hun, i was just looking at her bright purple hair..
Girlfriend: So how long has this been going on???
Boyfriend: Calm down babe...
Girlfriend: WE ARE SO OVER! I WILL NOT BE CHEATED ON BY SCUM LIKE YOU
=Boyfriend shrugs=

by Bret Holmes August 3, 2007

obsolete

"We want to sell you a new one."

That P4 is only 1.2 GHz? How do you get anything done on that obsolete pile?

by nevets February 10, 2005

obsessive motor sport

The best car club in the illawarra, obsessive motor sport have the sickest cars and the madest cunts that would help ya out with anything.

OMG did u see that ubar nice car, it had obsessive motor sport sticker on it.

Fuck obsessive motor sport are sick cunts

by post whore October 22, 2006

obserbation

The kind of masturbatory or self-tickling non-questions one hears, more often than not, at academic panel discussions, disclaimed before or after by some form of the phrase "not really a question, I guess."

Whispered to an ally, loud enough for strangers in within a three-chair radius to hear, "Nice obserbation. I can't believe that guy's tenure-track and I'm not."

by Devan Goldstein February 6, 2009