Nuclear Cough

A Nuclear Cough is when you cough so hard you shit your pants a little bit. Aptly named due to the fallout.

Man I was so sick last night I had a Nuclear Cough and ended up having to clean up more than I had expected.

by Jeepers McGillicutty March 11, 2023

Nuclear Nut

when a person nuts so hard that it creates a constant leakage of semen

John doe: BRO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
John doe 2: MY SEMEN IS NOTHING BUT A NUCLEAR NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John doe: WE ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!!

*explosion*

by DreamybullxxxNew August 20, 2023

nuclearrhea

when you have diarrhea and you are shitting so hard that it sounds like a nuclear bomb just exploded

Person 1: "Holy shit Tim was sharting out his ass real hard in the bathroom"
Person 2: "Yeah i could hear him from two floors away. I'm pretty sure he has nuclearrhea"

by carnette September 26, 2023

Chicken Nublet

A huge noob who likes boys and sucks at life!

Tony Romo is a Chicken Nublet.

by pwnerbig June 26, 2009

RSL Nucleus

The RSL Nucleus is a group of people whose purpose is to act the goat while annoying and disrupting smogon activity in the grove area

Musty: "Fuck you lot im being a smogon"

Paul: "Fuck that im gettin off this fence and joining the RSL Nucleus!"

by CJMcPot November 21, 2011

Spermo-nuclear Reaction

The act of placing sperm in a microwave before injection into the uterus, in the hope that the child conceived may grow up to have super powers.

To this day, spermo-nuclear reaction has always ended in dead sperm, but maybe one day, a lucky mother will give birth to Superman.

by GI Jew the all American Hebrew November 10, 2016

MESSY NUTELLA SANDWICH

When one shits inbetween a women's tiddies and claps her tiddies together vigorously, thus creating a messy Nutella sandwhich

"I had Mexican food last night and then me and the missus had a Messy Nutella sandwich

by Lachdog & JC September 4, 2018