Dog

Something your mom will never buy you

Me: I want a dog
Mom: tf

by crispysalads March 8, 2019

Dog

Hoe, slut, thirsty,

Hey girl look it him,
Oh my god! James?

Yes!

Eww don't he's a dog

by Boii1998 November 25, 2016

Dog

Man’s best friend in every possible way. A dog will listen to you even when nobody else does.

“Hey! Who is your best friend?”
“My best friend is my dog.”

by Doggo:) November 11, 2019

dog

booper dooper

omg the dog its a booper dooper

by thelishone December 2, 2016

Dog

A six legged reptile that lives in salt water

This mad dog is going to eat meee!

by ser see swee February 2, 2021

Dog

Don't you dare say it guys, don't say it. Shit I have to do it then...

What da dog doin?

Joe: *sees Instagram post with a dog and is then wondering what the dog is doing*
Also joe: *comments on the post* "what da dog doin?"

by Torna bock July 3, 2021

dog

Every boy and man in the world

YOU ARE A DOG

by Lone wolf Female May 16, 2018