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Summer- pudding cakes
Naked Dave-hmm
summer-are really good on a hot day
Naked dave-is it a pudding or a cake?
summer- both
kyleighnc- how awkward
Naked Dave-hmm
summer-are really good on a hot day
Naked dave-is it a pudding or a cake?
summer- both
kyleighnc- how awkward
by Summer was a bummer August 21, 2008
When a man skins of the foreskin on his penis and scrotum area, then soaks it in water until wrinkled. He then inserts his penis into a woman's asshole after she takes a crap and doesn't wipe.
by The Naked Newfag June 23, 2011
A bartender asks if you want that margarita with salt or no-salt.It is difficult to hear in a noisy bar. It is difficult to remember large orders. There has to be a better way to ask for no-salt without using the word salt. The word naked works perfectly. No salt, no sugar.
Bartender: Would you like your margarita with salt, sugar or naked?
Customer: I would like a naked margarita.
Customer: I would like a naked margarita.
by Tiger dude March 30, 2009
Moment in a relationship when the infatuation that has defined the affair becomes more serious and things of consequence are discussed. The dialogue usually occurs in bed, post-coital, when the couple is naked in both the literal and figurative sense.
They had been carnal in their affair, reveling in a dream state of sex and passion, but eventually the naked talk occurred that forced them to focus, in a sobering manner, on what their tryst was evolving into.
by DrOxy November 12, 2013
by deep blue 2012 March 17, 2010
Coined by Adam Groff in Sex education (Netflix show) a ‘naked family’ is a family that is comfortable and vulnerable with each other physically (in the nude) and emotionally. A naked family talks about their feelings.
by -Lumi December 13, 2022
by ace freeley November 09, 2011