naked dave

the best internet friend a person could ask for. trustworthy, honest, sweet, and plus hes a sexy beast. we share the enjoyment of bananas, carrots, gilmore girls, and charmed.

Summer- pudding cakes
Naked Dave-hmm
summer-are really good on a hot day
Naked dave-is it a pudding or a cake?
summer- both
kyleighnc- how awkward

by Summer was a bummer October 14, 2008

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Naked Molerat

When a man skins of the foreskin on his penis and scrotum area, then soaks it in water until wrinkled. He then inserts his penis into a woman's asshole after she takes a crap and doesn't wipe.

Dave totally Naked Molerat-ed Jenny after she was trying to do a Dirty Sanchez.

by The Naked Newfag June 23, 2011

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Moment in a relationship when the infatuation that has defined the affair becomes more serious and things of consequence are discussed. The dialogue usually occurs in bed, post-coital, when the couple is naked in both the literal and figurative sense.

They had been carnal in their affair, reveling in a dream state of sex and passion, but eventually the naked talk occurred that forced them to focus, in a sobering manner, on what their tryst was evolving into.

by DrOxy November 11, 2013

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naked margarita

A bartender asks if you want that margarita with salt or no-salt.It is difficult to hear in a noisy bar. It is difficult to remember large orders. There has to be a better way to ask for no-salt without using the word salt. The word naked works perfectly. No salt, no sugar.

Bartender: Would you like your margarita with salt, sugar or naked?
Customer: I would like a naked margarita.

by Tiger dude March 30, 2009

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