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BeJroooomun Being mummy

A mummy fied BeJrooOOMUN BEING as in womun or mun. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥ 💙.
I invented and made and created BeJrooOOMUN BEING mummy's. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥ 💙..
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jahvi teri mummy

Jahvi teri mummy is a person with a humongous cock who likes to fuck your mom
hey look at jahvi teri mummy, their cock is so big!
by rodrick heffleys cum sock November 21, 2021
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fokin ass mump

someone who is gay and has a mumpy ass, they are typically also stupid and suck phat balls. And the balls that they suck are abnormally large. And they stick thier own pps in thier own mumpy asses. and call there butts bussies.
hooked up with austin last night.. turns out hes a fokin ass mump.
by ilickballs March 19, 2023
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Land Rover Mummy

An Equestrian Mum in her 30s to 40s who loves to brag about how amazing her children are at Horseriding , this woman wears jodhpurs, knee high equestrian socks and dubarry slip on loafers even though she hasn't sat on a horse in about 10 years. Accessories include yappy Jack Russell with Cath Kidston dog jacket and leather lead, chewing gum, oversized Gucci Sunglasses and latest iPhone. BEWARE this woman cannot reverse her brand new Ifor Williams 511 horsebox so she loudly looks for assistance off the 'little man'
Oh no here comes the bitchy Land Rover Mummy she's here to judge us!
by Ginger Cash March 1, 2024
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Necro-Flesh Mumping Method

When you go Mumping and enact the Flesh method on the dead body being used.
"I've been going Mumping for a while but last night was my first time trying the Necro-Flesh Mumping Method."
by Premuium June 20, 2024
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Snaishem al Mumya

Snaishem al Mumya (known in English as Snaishem Mummies) is effectively the same basic punishment as Mawaad bin Wadjiid in combination with the Dragon Fruit Special. The most humiliating punishment during the Snaishish Conquest Era (~1059 - 1110) usually reserved for opposing lords or traitors of the Snaishem Empire. Recipients would be incapacitated and promptly receive the Dragon Fruit Special. Servants would take the now freshly soiled person to the stake where Mawaad bin Wadjiid would then occur. Due to the deposit of fresh semi-solid excrement the now entirely soiled convicted would resemble a mummy due to the hardening of the feces.
By the lore of the Great Hogwar Egg, King Erdurand is said to have died via Snaishem al Mumya after his final defeat at the hands of Emperor King Helga in 1109.
by codynindasprite April 17, 2025
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