Hannah Montana

n. — Female vocalist who gets into showbiz at a young age solely through the influence of her famous showbiz father; hits puberty and breaks into an Alto range and starts hanging out with the "wrong crowd" in Hollywood while continuing to desperately chase musical stardom; likely dies of an overdose by age 33 leaving broken dreams, musical irrelevance, and an episode of True Hollywood Stories

Aww, why y'all gotta be hating on that po Hannah Montana? Y'all just jealous cause y'all ain't got no talent neither but she rich and famous. Don't hate the playa hate the game!

by 22threeazy April 5, 2019

Big Montana

Exaggeratedly large vagina lips

You know she's keeping a big Montana under them panties!

by LunchMoney9000 July 12, 2025

Montana Backhoe

When a man shits on a woman's chest, scoops it up with his dick and proceeds to ass fuck them.

Man #1: "Damn Jessica is so hot, I'd like to give her a Montana Backhoe."

Man #2: "Dude. You're a sick bastard."

by Mason Wade February 16, 2025

Montana Paint

Montana Paint is what you get when you mix buffalo shit with snow and smear it on a fence or house. It falls off 9 months later when it thaws but by then you've already been paid and drank all the money.

The house looks like hell, Jimmy. Mix up some Montana paint and freshen up the brown parts for Momma.

by Benny Church December 5, 2012

Montana walnut

Gen Alpha. It means the other person is sus, trying to gain aura points

Come on, man. Just be you. It’s giving Montana walnut

by car air conditioning June 9, 2024

Montana crank starter

When you stick your penis in the asshole and turn so violently it snaps, and she now has a penis apart of her

Hey, did you hear Conner gave Sarah the Montana crank starter

by Papa Rylie kaldor March 2, 2022

Hannah Montana

that show lady. who sings. yeah her. that was a kool show u know. okie bye.

rat: fuck you

rennie: Hannah Montana

rat:

rennie: big time rush

by solmh August 15, 2018