moist cracker

A white woman ready for sex. A naughty little thing.

Ex. This Triscuit is covered in balsamic vinegar. What a moist cracker!

Ex. I'm hungry for a moist cracker!

by Naughtylittlethingggg November 29, 2013

moist geoff

A moist geoff is something that occurs when a male is sexually aroused in the work place, leaving an uncomfortable 'sticky end'.

Fuck me, have you seen Lucy's slutty white dress, gave me a right moist geoff that did.

by Slitherin the great December 18, 2013

Moist Willard

An epically failed wet willie that just makes everything awkward and moist

Sara: Why'd you lick the top of my ear?
John: I tried the Moist Willard

by BruhBeBallin March 18, 2015

moist hoagie

A woman's vagina that's moist and smells like deli meat.

When i went down on Maria she smelled like black forest ham, at the moment in time i realized she had one moist hoagie.

by Vomit Club October 3, 2016

Harmful Moist Factor

A rare disease that affects only 0.02% of the world's population. It occurs when the brain overproduces a moist acidic liquid which damages brain cells and can lead to polio. It can be contracted through sexual intercourse or high levels of stress. In few cases, it has caused extreme speech impediments. A cure is currently being developed by Jesse Barronton, who contracted the disease when he was six.

The harmful moist factor in his brain cost him his life by the age of 26.

by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016

moist to tsunami

Rating of how wet something makes you.

On a scale from moist to tsunami, noodle soup is a strong tide.

by Bewiggedroom43 December 6, 2016

Moist Vegetable

What your mate is when they want to do something other than what the boys are doing - usually girlfriend related or boring af.

Synonyms: schweff, wet lettuce, pussy whipped

Antonyms: MVP, top boy

Person 1 - "You keen for some Fifa and a bev?"
Person 2 - "insert shift excuse"
Person 1 - "Absolute moist vegetable mate"

by schweffganistan December 15, 2016