Mini Coopers

A group of people who are too fat to walk, so they ride around on electric scooters in places like the Mall. In groups, they tend to swerve around each other and wreak havoc by damaging fixtures, kiosks, and merchandise with their clumsy mass.

1. Look, there go the Mini Coopers! I hope they don't ram the watch kiosk again.

2. The mini coopers were struggling to turn around in a narrow aisle full of fragile merchandise.

by stghm October 7, 2008

mini mosher

annoying little wannabie bastards who buy the clothes and want to be alternative, genrally try to be as violent as townies whilst pretending there goths. listen to shit like slipknot and "pop-punk" (contradiction in terms i know) like blink 18suckarse.
If you ever see one even remotely near a real mosh, get in there and beat the fuck out of those annoying twats

/mini-mosher before- "ahh yeah mate, lets go start a mosh to blink 182"
/crying mini-mosher- "ahh man, i couldnt get out of the mosh and somone trod on my toe"

by random February 28, 2004

Mini-jig

1. A little exuberant dance

2. An elaborate plan that your friends never follow up on.

"I bet you won't even follow up on this mini-jig"
"My friend is good at mini-jigs, like dabbing and heel-clicking"

by Emmanuel Kepas February 7, 2017

mini-feed

The Orwellian device designed and employed by Facebook to garner curiosity and interest in other people's business where it isn't due and/or wasn't intended.

The first thing I saw on the mini-feed when I logged into Facebook was a two sentence rant from one girl to another about how her room-mate wouldn't shut up on the phone.

by vojtekdabear September 11, 2009

Mini Cronic

A miniture form of hockey in which you play on carpet on your knees with miniture hockey sticks. AKA Mini Hockey

"Yo, put down that pink and lets play some Mini Cronic"

by Robbie England December 29, 2006

mini session

When a college course only lasts for 2 months.

Me: "wow I started this course in January,it's May and i'm done already "
Professor: "that's because this is a mini session class "

by dawnmusic July 12, 2015

mini penis

The organ that grows, primarily from 1-6 inches in length, on women every week. It is crucial that women cut off the penis every week, otherwise fatal infection will occur.

Jenny’s mini penis was 5 inches before she cut it off.

by ksmittyy June 23, 2020