Milk the ferret

A colloquial, if you can call it that, term for vicious masturbation.

1.) Carl: Jesus Christ Mark, I was milkin' the ferret the other day when my eighty year old nan walked in on the vinegar stroke. How she bought the shampoo spillage story I'll never know.

2.) Swithin: Are priests allowed to milk the ferret, as long as they don't think lustful thoughts mum?

Mum: No, can you?

by G21 March 24, 2008

yaoi milk

Milk that is produced via boy-love/yaoi sexual relations.

"Boy 1: Oh man, look at the amount of that yaoi milk."
"Boy 2: Wow.."

by kpopkoala September 2, 2014

Skin Milk

Skin milk is cum from your penis.

Yo bitch taste my skin milk!

by fresh boy! November 26, 2016

Milking the colon

When you (or someone else) insert fingers inside your rectum and massage your colon until you ejaculate

"Last night my girlfriend wanted to get freaky, so she milked my colon" milking the colon

by Themilkman94 April 18, 2018

Ghost milk

Slang term for getting high on cocaine and Xanax (preferably) but other benzodiazepines are acceptable.

"Hey Alan, all that white powder on your nose reminds me of a milk mustache, did you just ghost milk? Because you can't stop freestyle rapping... this combo gets you in the zone brotha! You're rhythm is crazy fast but with such a smooth lyrical flow. Gotta be dat ghost milk!"

"No man did you forget where you are??

My name's not Alan, it's Ryan, and you've been mumbling to yourself non-stop about conspiracy theories. You're the one that ghost milked! Let me know if we need to get you to rehab..."

by AngelDust88 August 30, 2017

milking the pipe

An expression invented by Blake hessel meaning to have a wank, based off milking a cow however the pipe is a metaphor for a man's penis.

Soz man I'll be on in 10 just gotta milk the pipe XD
DUDE SHE WAS MILKING THE PIPE ALL NIGHT LONG...

by Xxdudexx October 10, 2018

Milk on ice

It's Jameson and Bailey's on the rocks. It's delicious and refreshing and my buddy Jeff invented it.

Mark - What the fuck is that? Milk on ice? Jeff- No, it's Jameson and Bailey's but on this day of newfound friendship, we shall declare the name of this beverage "milk on ice".

by Go to bed Jeff June 10, 2018