Milk a Horse 

To firmly grasp and stroke the, baseball bat sized, hot, sweaty and slippery meat shaft attached to the underside of a stallion, which commonly known as a horses cock. This act is generally frowned upon in most societies. It it is simply unforgivable to any and all people who attempt it and succeed. It is even especially unforgivable (and uncontrollably hilarious) to proceed to drink any/all of the horse cum that may ejaculate violently into the milker's face.

"Everyone check it out! Nadsack is about to milk a horse!!!"

Milk a Horse by cockjuggling thundercunt June 22, 2009

Milk it 

A song with strange quotes such as doll steak and test meat. Sometimes it feels like hes just bloating out random words but the song structure is still very good. Kurt Cobain is the best screamer out there.

Kurt's mind was deffinatly different from ours.

Milk it by York April 24, 2004

Milk Juice 

What comes from a woman's breast. Sometimes, babies or significant others like to suck on it. Can also be known to come from a woman's "utters".

Do you want to suck my milk juice?

What's milk juice? You know, it comes from that chick's "utters".

Milk Juice by sookamymilkjuice March 28, 2010

Milk slap

The jocular act of hitting someone in the face, usually gently, with a cold, plastic milk bottle. The bottle is generally at least 6 pints – large enough to cover one side of a person's face.

This action often just cools the victim's face in a pleasant way, rather than actually hurting them.

It's a milk slap, L.B.!

Milk slap by Kokapetl January 19, 2009

Milk steak 

Steak that is cooked by being boiled in milk, sometimes with a side of raw jelly beans.

Ill have the milk steak boiled over hard and your finest jelly beans, raw

Milk steak by Flycracker September 20, 2016

Milk Jug Bomber 

A Milk Jug Bomber is that pesky gallon of milk that is halfway off the shelf, waiting for its next victim. Once the fridge is opened, a Milk Jug Bomber proceeds to fall off the shelf, exploding all over your floor.

"Hey Micah, we should totally set up Payton, and put the milk gallon halfway off the shelf in the fridge."
"Damn bruh, that's a good idea. That is a Milk Jug Bomber waiting to happen."

Milk Jug Bomber by Ricky Man Bobby June 16, 2017

milk people 

not very subtle code for white people

My golf resorts are membership only; you know, for the milk people

milk people by Design August 3, 2017