midnight stealth 

touching or sticking it to a girl when she has no idea your even in the room. this works best while chicks are wasted and you get in less trouble

Rember when Wubba Midnight Stealthed that fat chick at that party.

midnight stealth by Bush Daddy May 31, 2005

midnight curls

late night arm curls leading to self gratification....jacking off

Chase needs to work on alternating arms with his midnight curls cause the one-sided jackin's got his right arm twice the size of his left.

midnight curls by Stephen Cribbs August 17, 2006

midnight scrabble 

To engage in sexual activities.

"Lance and I played a game of Midnight Scrabble after the party, if you know what I mean."

midnight scrabble by defygrav12 January 9, 2009

Midnight Johnson 

Pet name for a nighttime erection that will in no way
subside on it's own.
Turgidity that's a 14 on a scale of 1-10.

Hank: Shit ,I got no fuckin sleep last night.
Frank: Why, bad dreams,.. nightmares?
Hank: Worse, a Midnight Johnson.
Frank: WTF is a Midnight Johnson?
Hank: It's an erection so intense, that there isn't enough
skin left to close your eyes!

Midnight Johnson by Boleskinehouse August 20, 2009

midnight submarine 

The act of penetrating a woman while she is sleeping. The focus being to get full penetration without her waking up

I woke up last night and gave the wife the old midnight submarine

midnight submarine by Munkiee September 12, 2013

Midnight Molotov

When playing the zombie apocalypse shooter game Left 4 Dead and you slaughter your entire team (supposedly by accident) with a molotov cocktail. This does not have to refer to a molotov cocktail massacre - a petrol cannister will suffice - fire hurts no matter the source. Derives from the fact that it's all over when midnight arrives, followed by the flames of Hell.

1) "It was all going so well, until we got midnight molotov'd and we ended up losing! Man, I could kill that bastard!"

2) "Who fucking midnight molotov'd us?
"That was me - I was aiming for the zombies!"
"You useless effing turd!"

Midnight Molotov by BurntOutHobo March 3, 2010

Midnight Moonpie 

When you ejaculate on someone's face when they are sleeping

Who ever falls asleep first gets a midnight moonpie!

Midnight Moonpie by BigRonda November 28, 2012