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MIDDLE HOT

Instead of ‘Middle Age’ for folks 45-65 who are still viable and foxy…it can be ‘Middle Hot.’

In age terms, there are many ages to describe younger people: newborn, infant, baby, toddler, child, pre-teen, teenager, adolescent, juvenile, young adult (early 20’s) then jumps into adult for a little bit and nothing else for awhile until you are over 45. Then it jumps from adult to middle age to old without recognizing the minute changes and steps for people in this age bracket of which there are many.

There are so many hot & viable people in this age range who don’t feel the least bit old, just look at the actors and musicians in this age group? Still rocking! Yet the name ‘middle age’ makes one think of the ‘middle ages’, a dark time in European history or someone who is getting old and past their prime. Many ‘middle hot’ folks are just hitting their real prime if they’re healthy and living true to themselves! Middle hot also recognizes when someone is still hot, healthy and vibrant, living a vivacious life and yet is not young.

MIddle age? No thanks! We’ll have ‘Middle Hot’ thank you!-Coined ©DM/2019
So we’re ‘middle hot’ now if it fits, not middle aged.
Robin Wright is a middle hot women married to a man who is also middle hot from France.

I no longer refer to myself as middle age, but middle hot. A nicer way to put that age bracket!

I’d rather be (or be with)a middle hot woman who knows herself than a young person still easily influenced by society!
by Damiana00 March 21, 2023
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middle bunk

in a MMF threesome, when the female is being fucked by the guys in both holes
by Bruhtoolong January 2, 2021
mugGet the middle bunkmug.

Middle-key

between low-key and high-key, as defined by sierra, grandma of the group 👵
literally, this is so like, middle-key.
by GrandmaSierra February 23, 2022
mugGet the Middle-keymug.

Middle Metal

Music that is listened to primarily by Middle Schoolers to the end of feeling "Hardcore."

This music often becomes an obsession; the listeners often delude themselves into thinking that only the musician understands them.

When the listener matures several years, they realize how foolish they were, and occasionally listen for purposes of nostalgia.
"Dude, what's this Three Day's Grace album doing on your shelf?"

"Oh, that's my kid brother's. He's really into Middle Metal now."
by NewPaul September 1, 2013
mugGet the Middle Metalmug.

Middle School

A constant excuse torwards your parents, that allows you to do any crazy sh!t
Damn bro I cant wait to get to middle school, so I can always say I have to learn, while I do any shit I want
by KhitDerly November 27, 2020
mugGet the Middle Schoolmug.

Rowlett Middle

Where all boys and girls come to die because this school may kill you. Children will eat you alive and teachers will force you to learn.
by ligmaballz76 November 3, 2019
mugGet the Rowlett Middlemug.

Middle Shoes

A pair of shoes you wear along with a pair of capris.
Edwin: I need a pair of shoes to match my capris.
Toby: You need to buy a pair of middle shoes.
by xchibi November 27, 2009
mugGet the Middle Shoesmug.

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