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middle lane

When your merging into a relationship is the middle lane. The left lane is when your totally single. The middle lane would be the talking stages of a relationship
Him and I are in the middle lane. So I think we are about to date.
by abd124987 January 4, 2021
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Middle school

Hell on earth, horny girls, annoying boys, mean teachers, drama, truly pain.
Richard: Hey, remember middle school?

Bob: Never bring it up again
by Mymy09 March 7, 2022
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MIDDLE HOT

Instead of ‘Middle Age’ for folks 45-65 who are still viable and foxy…it can be ‘Middle Hot.’

In age terms, there are many ages to describe younger people: newborn, infant, baby, toddler, child, pre-teen, teenager, adolescent, juvenile, young adult (early 20’s) then jumps into adult for a little bit and nothing else for awhile until you are over 45. Then it jumps from adult to middle age to old without recognizing the minute changes and steps for people in this age bracket of which there are many.

There are so many hot & viable people in this age range who don’t feel the least bit old, just look at the actors and musicians in this age group? Still rocking! Yet the name ‘middle age’ makes one think of the ‘middle ages’, a dark time in European history or someone who is getting old and past their prime. Many ‘middle hot’ folks are just hitting their real prime if they’re healthy and living true to themselves! Middle hot also recognizes when someone is still hot, healthy and vibrant, living a vivacious life and yet is not young.

MIddle age? No thanks! We’ll have ‘Middle Hot’ thank you!-Coined ©DM/2019
So we’re ‘middle hot’ now if it fits, not middle aged.
Robin Wright is a middle hot women married to a man who is also middle hot from France.

I no longer refer to myself as middle age, but middle hot. A nicer way to put that age bracket!

I’d rather be (or be with)a middle hot woman who knows herself than a young person still easily influenced by society!
by Damiana00 March 21, 2023
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Fiddle the middle

After a long stressful day, Cindy was looking forward to relaxing in bed; fiddle the middle then falling asleep.
by mtelles May 29, 2021
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Middle School

the place where future hot cheeto girls and soundcloud rappers are introduced to shit they are too young for .
too many 6th graders throwing it back and acting 15 yrs old lmao

i would know
Johny: how old is that kid

Jimmy: idk shes in middle school
by 216fa September 1, 2020
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Middle School

Middle School. Let's start with the 8th graders. They think they're the shit every year and mainly think they "rule the school" because they are the highest up. They are made up of the kids trying to either "fit in" , be goth, be the shit, smell like shit, be "popular" or try to act as sporty on purpose. Don't get me started on the ass hats who wear the same color head to toe, wear shorts all year round because it's "cool", or wear the same shirt, shoes, socks, and pants every day and constantly say fight me or claim they can beat you in any sport ever. Get a hold of yourself. 7th graders, they can be a hit or miss. You got your typical know it alls, kids who ACTUALLY can play sports, and the burnouts. Not really much different from many other seventh graders, not much to say here. Now the worst of all, 6th graders. They think they're the shit-worse than the 8th graders- and every word out of their mouth is a curse word because they think it'll make them more liked. All of them know more about sex than most 30 year olds. Tiny parasites. While they know about sex they've most likely had it too. God I hate sixth graders. Its basically like knowing a seventh grader, it's..... Interesting I guess.
Hey man, how was Middle School when you were younger?

It was......something?
by Noneofyourbuissness August 3, 2016
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Middle Shoes

A pair of shoes you wear along with a pair of capris.
Edwin: I need a pair of shoes to match my capris.
Toby: You need to buy a pair of middle shoes.
by xchibi November 27, 2009
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