Minge strike

When one does not want to wash her minge because she's having a lazy day and wants to sit on her big fat fanny all day, festering.

Can't be arsed washin' it today, I'm havin' a minge strike day. Will ya still lick me out? ... when you've finished get me a bag ov chips from chippy cocker"

by Doris Mackeral July 8, 2010

Minge ninja

In and out before you know it

Aww girl I met a dude he talked the game but he’s in and out before youn know it proper minge ninja did Hess

by Tortoise84 January 19, 2021

minge rod

A large penis.

He gave it to her with his massive minge rod.

by Krylor2684 September 24, 2020

Chester Ming

The consumption of marijuana and LSD to the extent where the concept of time is lost.

Dave: Hey what's the motive for tonight then Steven?

Steven: My friend...it is time to get CHESTER MING'D!

by Conrakmad June 17, 2016

yatta ming

Another meaning for turning up

This weekend you already know what time it is Yatta Ming

by Cooki19995 April 24, 2017

Free-minging

When a woman gets around with no underwear on. Going commando.

Person A. Jenny was wearing no nickers.

Person B. Oh she was free-minging.

by Big Quercus December 23, 2019

Ming Brother

A chinese procurer famous in huya who lives in russia. he is also a exachad

A: the other day I went to the strip club
B: you're gonnna become a Ming Brother
A. I wish

by hammer sister September 3, 2021